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ATONING ORATING RANTING ANOINT ANTING

UNANSWERED

make a small pyramid

burn them

bin them

packet of popcorn

chicken feed

mopp up a small oil slick

stick them up your ar.......nose

used cooking oil (with crispy black bits!)

Fix it!

Bootsale it,

Draw a face on it and call it Evil Edna

Leaky hosepipe

make a irragation system

hing ya sel

pinch petrol from peoples cars!

half pack of cards

ADNOUN UNLOAD ALDOL ALLOD ALOUD ANNUL

absentmindedly

Make 5 words out of this word, then come up with a word for the next person to try

Pumpernickel

pump

pimp

nipper

kipper

picker

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Tv ariel, a Murder weapon or a crack scratcher!

a spent match!

Won't work! Its a public right of way. Sorry. The implications of public safety are horrendous

the one at crammy is a on a right of way to the opencast as long as the place is fenced off properly like delta force cant see any problems i think the public insurance is not to bad either it comes under sports activities unlike motocross

heres a link for insurance

http://www.guardian....asda-buys-netto

"Staffing levels will be increased from an average of 14 per store to 25." ...so the "cues" should be shorter before too long!

That's approx 11 more local jobs too.

your link dont work

so heres one that does

how would one go about setting up such a venture? is the plantation private or public? i can see lots of red tape being the ideas downfall such as insurance etc!

why not a indoor rock climbing wall or they could use the plantation as a paint ball range! just a couple of mad ideas!

we could also open a couple of crack houses just as good a mcdonalds!

mccrackhouse!

I dont understand why a McDonnalds-type place would be considered bad for the town.

Have you any real reasons why you think this? or is it just your general feeling?

I agree McDonnalds as an individual company would be a bad idea, as they are set up in all of the surrounding towns, but surely Burger King or something would be interested??

Would they, in your opinion, still be a bad idea for the town?

couple of reasons one theres always an increase in litter, two people get fat eating slop, alright its ok for the occasional outing i.e a trip to the metrocentre or some other retail park but thats where they should stay. as people end up being lasy and eating there out of habit!

i'm no scientist but eating that high calorie high salt and high sugar often enough cant be good for you!

see theres a reply to the "bedlington is becoming a ghost town" in this weeks newpost. the writer claims to love bedlington and states bedlington does not needs a mcdonalds as it would be more harm than good! (couldn't agree more!)

a 1p for a carrier bag! suppose they cant charge out lower bring back the ½p

I don't think the no "disc thing" is the problem. You seldom use "disk things" on notebooks these days, so it's not worth the extra weight carrying an internal "disk thing" around when external USB ones are as cheap as chips. It's also an extra mechanical "failure point". No, I think the prob with the machine is the power-hungry CPU and so the very poor battery life. There are obviously quality issues too. You could have got a netbook with better battery life and far more portability for the same sort of price.

Always a good idea to state your requirements here first, and see what the local "experts" suggest before parting with cash.

If the shop has to send things away then there's probably no point dealing with them, and you'd do better on price and service by buying from a reputable on-line retailer like laptopsdirect.co.uk - where you can make the distance selling regulations your friend.

Anyway, we look forward to the next instalment of the Curried Lemon with Chips Saga.

just to point out you can get internal solid state hdds! so no mechanical failure points and usb can be quite slow if your laptop power is low!

i would also recommend buying a lower priced laptop rather than a netbook as i find then slow fiddly and pap! but its your money and you make your own choices!

Aliens (i.e bishop the android!)

Gofer!

There are some that censor Scunthorpe.

do you blame them have you been to scunthorpe?

wey !*!@# !*!@# !*!@# !*!@# !*!@#

Tiger Woods

who needs crocodile dundee!

read this!

scroll down

How can we have a poll when we don't know who the runners are? Nominations now extended to 9th June.

yes we do i named them! the realistic ones

Anyway they are ooot for the next five years, at least. So does it matter anyway?

yes because i can see the power sharing ending sooner than later!

You don't know who Diane Abbott is!? http://www.dianeabbott.org.uk/ You can't have been watching much political TV as she frequently appears, and seems to get on quite well with arch Tory, Michael Portillo.

who cares she's got no chance! and portilos a fat nosed puff

Diane seems less wooden and more up-front than most Labour wimmin. Definitely someone I'd buy a used car from (but not a used political party).

it must be the barrack effect!