Everything posted by Merlin
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Don`t Call Your Teddy Mohammed
Nearly kicked the f****** telly in when listenening to the news,they are f****** demanding this teacher is executed for the crime of naming a F****** cuddly toy MU F****** HAMMED What are these people on? Then low and behold there's some Sudanese F****** !*!@# on the telly telling us that anyone who comes to their country should respect THEIR culture and THEIR laws, Well blow me down MISTER when you and your lot come to this COUNTRY you should respect OUR culture and abide by our LAWS or STAY THE F*** OUT :angry:
- Perry Strikes Again
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Wood Fired Oven
Thought you said you were building an oven,not a bloody bakery :lol:
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This Is Cool & Spooky!
I'm the one who's supposed to do the wizardry on here but it is quite good anyway
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No More Smacking
What absolute bullsh*t If you have the perfect kid in the perfect world then the no smacking rule wouldn't even come into the equation! My views are already posted,so why not agree to disagree,cos this can go on forever
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Poem
Didn't think the monkey was that kind of place :lol:
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Wood Fired Oven
Are there no skips around yours in aussie like?
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Death
Still got that lying about somewhere DD
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Who's Team Will Triumph
Springboks to thrash England 34-10
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Where Is Every One?
yse ti si a bti QUITE ruodn heer letlay Mnosat :lol:
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Wood Fired Oven
Better check the local bye-laws Brian,don't want the cooncil an' fire brigade giving you a hard time
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Super Coouncil
When these people want to change things its only for the good of them not us! This God-Damn country is getting me down. I for one am sick to death about being told what I can and cannot do for safety and health reasons,!*!@# its profit reasons and profit reasons only,speed cameras for safety,crap, profit!Stop smoking in public places and work for health reasons,crap,its so no-one can sue for passive smoking,more money kept by them.Carbon emissions on cars higher car tax, profit............................................ Sigh
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Super Coouncil
Stakeford,GuidePost and ScotlandGate are in the parish of Choppington!
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Forum Suggestion
Will the council not have a copy,or the library!Just a thought
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Owen
I'd be happy as well if he did it in every game! Take my word for it he'll come back injured,then the next two games for Newcastle he'll probably score two hat-tricks,pity those two games will be at the end of the season just in time for him to !*!@# off to play for England again :lol: :lol:
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Death
Pimp I thought you would have taken a bite out of your hamburger with that last one :lol:
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Should The Uk Be Part Of The Eu
Good bit of debating there monsta you wouldn't happen to be laughing at the time would you by any chance Malcolm,everybody I talk to from every walk of life agrees with what we say,so how come,if everybody is in agreement,do these beaurocrats get away with what they do.Who votes these people into power,they are supposed to represent the views of the people,aren't they.Since when did they change the rules so that the minority succeeds over the majority,and if they have changed the rules,surely we should be governed by some extremist minority morons! Hold on Malcolm I think we already are :lol:
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Should The Uk Be Part Of The Eu
Hitler will be laughing in his grave,he tried and failed with his armies,now the Germans,French and others are succeeding to take control of this country by the back door.I lost family in the war who fought and died for the freedom of this country! We should tell the lot of them,with their straight banana laws to.......OFF!
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Death
Should make a game where you can shoot,blast and kick the s**t out of Chavs. :lol:
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Market Tavern
am gannin doon the tavern an t monkey t see these techniques performed by the master,a might pick up a few tips :lol:
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Bins On Fire
What happens to them if they are caught........................................... Sod all nothing, we have been here before, birching,thrashing blah blah blah Nothing will happen until the law abiding citizens of our community get the law back on our side instead of the criminal elements side But with so many do-gooders about this will never happen Sad very sad Anyway I'm pleased that no one was injured and that your property was undamaged as you say you were lucky! I hope it never happens again
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Owen
Spot on mate 'millions of ENGLAND supporters' what good does that do the toon when he invariably comes back injured,who,after all have to pay his wages while he gets fit for the next England game!Hes still in a huff cos Liverpool didnt want him back and Man U weren't interested because of his fitness so he came to the next best thing which was Newcastle who were prepared to pay over the odds and give him incredulous wages,for this I think he should show some loyalty to the club who pay his wages.
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Owen
So the little man is going to defy Big Sam. He says he wants to play both games for England,well good luck to him he seems to put country before the people that pay his wages,if I say if I should say when he gets injured playing for country and is unavailable for the toon then Big Sam should suspend him and fine him all wages.He should not put him on the transfer list but let the little !*!@# rot,then see how many games he gets for England. There is too much money in club football now for players to be 'loaned' out to play for another team.National teams should revert back to amateur status. Then maybe we would see football with players actually wanting to wear the shirt for pride!
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Market Tavern
CLASS absolute CLASS :lol: