Merlin

Instead of sitting back why don't we set up The Talk Of The Town Party and do something about it?After all people on here seem to know what Bedlington needs and why!!

We'd be better off with The Monster Raving Looney Party,they got to be better than what we got at the minute

Where do you get such information?I nearly always find out only when things are done and dusted! Mr Darn dont you worry son the golf club will shortly be in safe hands,just as soon as my lotto numbers pop up :lol: Seriously tho the members are doing everything they can to aquire the club.

aah'l fetch me camera for that Pete :lol:

So you must be a fat arrogant little dwarf as well :lol:

Too bloody quick mate 10 yrs hard labour then string the bastards up and I dont mean by the neck!!!! Prison in this country today is an absolute joke all it does is take away your liberty and thats it.Prison should be a fearful place,not an hotel!

just pulling your plucker Pete! You'll have a lovely time there I'm sure. You never know we might bump into each other,you'll have to wear one of those silly hats so I will know its you,then I can hide behind the nearest sand dune :lol:

Aaaaahh!The tropical smells of the local pharmaceautical plant.......wonderful!!!! Never realised that you could smell Lynemouth travellers site from Cambois Cympil :lol:

London dear girl!

Why! Have you found God

You forgot Newbiggin after all they just spent ten million quid there for new defences and sand,sand that will give Cambois the best beach in the area!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just thought the cooncillors could get more money in their pockets by building houses,what with all the back handers like! :lol:

Explained :lol:

Were there no laced leather footballs in your street,when they got wet man they sure did hurt,can you imagine the fancy dan over paid whimps of today sticking the nut on one of them,they'd be out for the season with damaged hair! :lol:

Leisure facilities???In Bedlington??What they gonna do open up Humford baths?Where would they put these so called leisure facilities(old topic this)?As you say lip service only! They could transfer the area command cop shop back to Ponteland and put the cop shop and court house back next to the red lion,then build a leisure complex on both sites also incorporating the car park behind Bedlington Barlass's place(where you gone by the way)you could also utilise the empty co-op building as well. Or theres the football pitches adjacent to West Lea and the Hartlands,Leisure complex on this waste land!You could tranform Netherton Club into changing rooms and conference centre cos it will close soon due to the smoking ban! Hope no councillors read this cos they will say "Bloody good ideas these,lets build houses on these places" :lol: Anyway Just a thought

Good to see pub bosses reporting they are 40% down on takings,here Scotland and Ireland,bingo halls and clubs also being hit hard,as one pub landlord says"where are all these people that were supposed to flock to my bar,when the no smoking ban came in" Sorry mate they all smoke so they naffed off to the local supermarket for cheap beer an' 20 woodbines,an' now they don't get ear ache off their lass for coming in late as they don't go out now :D Smoke,beer an no earache oh an no chavs !!! Ideal!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well you gotta sniff summat in the pubs other than stale beer,body odour and fart,since you can't !*!@# smoke there anymore :blink:

Your happy,their happy everybody's happy. What absolute crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well you should pay your rent then :lol:

Geordie and Makem are walking along the beach when makem finds a lantern which he promptly rubs.Up pops a genie and asks who rubbed the lantern.I did replies makem. Then you can have first wish then your friend can have a wish,you can wish for whatever you want.So makem thinks ,then says Build a wall around Sunderland to keep them Geordie B******S out.The genie is perplexed,you can have riches and women and you want a wall?Yes replies makem.So be it says the genie Woosh and a great big wall is all around Sunderland. Now Geordie what is it that you wish for,Geordie thinks a while and asks You know that wall he had built did it have any doors or windows in it?No replies the genie.Well then says Geordie fill it with water

thanks for the info.got something to think about now(that will hurt),as for !*!@# that also sounds like me!!

Ho !*!@# Ho :lol:

Thankyou!

Pete my ex neighbours lass used to live there before they were demolished,when I see him next I'll get more info. cheers

Oh yes it was "JOBBY" cos I bet he was filling his knickers up there!!!