Merlin

I was down the street last w/end and called into the Tavern, shocked is an understatement what the !*!@# they done to the place. At first I thought they were renovating the place while still trading it looks like a building site at least and at worst you'd think a load of asians had moved in! What a mess,no seats anywhere but in one corner, pool table moved to take up more room beside bar,wall or partition ripped out and left as it is,there were more people behind the bar than were in the place and even then had trouble getting served as they all seemed more intent on finding out who was available to drive a TAXI. It gets even worse folks,for as I looked around aghast,there lurking at the end of the bar for all to see was the !*!@# Sun news paper sitting unabashed with a pint just waiting for some poor sop to pick it up! Could it get any worse!!!!!! So are they doin the place up or are they goin the whole hog an puttin down spitoons an sawdust? Cos if they are I'll be there again next w/end :lol:

oh! and you as well Dave

Happy Birthday cympil one, whats this about helium balloons?

Top car parks behind the post office I heard

Must be thigh high kinky boots then eh!!! :lol:

Todays news says they are still going to pay large dividends to shareholders,more money in the back pocket for my 'mate' Freddie

Buy some glue after 3-1 victory for Uncle Sam's warriors

Wonder where Vulcan Place garage will park their vans now,can't see Tesco letting them use the car park now!

If I had loads a money I would be buying shares at this very moment,just like my 'mate' Freddie Shepherd,if anyone can sniff a good money making scheme he can!

Sorry I didn't see you Pete but I did say I would be hiding behind sand dunes,I was also hiding under the pool table at the Tavern :lol: When you come up again we meet up ok,me and a few others,just make sure you got access to the site eh! Oh! I promise not to hide

Funny I been shoppin at Blyth Asda for a long time and I still see the same old tired faces. This smacks of a grudge.Were you sacked by any chance Mr Darn? Were you caught dipping your fish finger in the cod pieces? Were you practicing your over the counter skills? Or did you just help yourself to some B.O.G.O.F's :lol:

So todays reports are of DNA sample found in car were Maddies,but they are not an exact match,cos they are now saying that the dad is not the dad,well if this sample is not a match it could have come from her mum.Right or wrong? I mean who argues with DNA if its found you are guilty. So police can get a sample from a suspect take it to wherever they want dab it on a wall,floor,car boot and hey presto they got a conviction,you are as guilty as sin! No arguments your DNA was found at the scene.Scary!

Pete,Right on bro! So Blank,where are all the non smokers that were going to fill the bars and clubs who were going to breath 'fresh clean air'? Nowhere to be seen if reports from the license trade are anything to go by,drops reported between 40 and60% in trade.I'm sure they love the smell of stale beer and fart as to the smoke Seriously though we need to stop this 'nanny state' culture and stop it now!!

DAMN missed oot again Hope you had a good one.

Already stockpiling the bricks 'n' mortar mate

We are gonna get whupped,Owen gets injured again out for another season Terry or Beckam get sent off,Magnificent McLaren will be sacked and the toon lose Big Sam to England.I'm off to the bookies now will be a millionaire tonight if this little lot comes up :lol:

Has Tesco got the car parks at the back as well? If so do they run a two hour parking like Asda,if so what an opportunity for Perry Back to the car parks.If they have got them,where will the market go?

If they guilty they gonna be the most hated people in the world,I wouldn't like to be in their shoes especially when they suspended two foot off the ground cos thats what they deserve....................if they are guilty!

:lol: :lol: I get the impression that he won't Mr O

Try a pair of wellies,and............I don't know .What do they do with their sheep?

If all this happens and I hope it does,how long do you think it will be before the cooncil come crawling back to the in place to be?Then where will ashiton and newbiggin by the sewer be? :lol:

Recycling at its best my dear

No Cympil thats only if you are in The Sun Inn :lol:

Anyway whats all this crap about dog !*!@#? Cats are the biggest offenders !*!@# in gardens where kids play,digging bloody great toilet holes in your plants,scatching anything or anyone they take a fancy to.They roam all over the place even on the roads,does anyone say anything about them,like !*!@# they do. The only good cat is a dead cat,two jack russells and a twelve bore thats all I need

Not at closing time at the Lion :lol: