Merlin

Absolute Crap.Now I'm Happy

Am lost.....................................................help!

Can't you read! what do you want me to do,go down on bended knee and beg your forgiveness.............................................................I was wrong.............. but not in your context...........what do you want ................blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :unsure:

Isn't that supposed to read JOBBY up front

No he's not!

Yeah!I can just see you and Denzel at the Pole dancers emporium :lol:

So Malcolm how does this come about(Town Council) am interested.What changes are coming about?Do you think the decision making powers would really be handed over or is this just pie in the sky?Can it really be done?

Me an you Hard Lines,poor as ever and you still without your camera

With only 12 episodes made of Fawlty Towers, the BBC were keen to prolong the show. But both Cleese and Booth had felt that series 2 had been far better than series 1 and trying to make a third series that would be even better was near impossible. However, according to John Cleese in the extras section of the Fawlty Towers special 3 disc DVD, and in the book Fawlty Towers Fully Booked, a plot had been developed for a 90 minute feature-length film in which the hotel would be removed and utilizing the characters in a broader, more ambitious landscape. Cleese says: “ We had an idea for a plot which I loved. Basil was finally invited to Spain to meet Manuel's family. He gets to Heathrow and then spends about 14 frustrating hours waiting for the flight. Finally, on the plane, a terrorist pulls a gun and tries to hijack the thing. Basil is so angry he overcomes the terrorist and when the pilot says, "We have to fly back to Heathrow," Basil says, "No, fly us to Spain or I'll shoot you." He arrives in Spain, immediately arrested and spends the entire holiday in a Spanish jail. He is released just in time to go back on the plane with Sybil. It was very funny, but I couldn't do it at the time. Making Fawlty Towers work at 90 minutes was a very difficult proposition. You can build up the comedy for 30 minutes, but at that length there has to be a trough and another peak. It doesn't interest me. I don't want to do it In an interview some years ago Cleese said that episodes had been lost and ended up on the cutting room floor,he probably didn't mean to say the cutting room floor,but meant that film and episode scripts had been written but never produced as they felt that nothing could beat what they already had done! Still a cracking programme

Manic st preachers

You ever find out who it was you had better name and shame them pm's of course,sorted!

They made a hell of a lot more shows,the fact is they only have the twelve remaining cos some idiot threw away the rest of the programmes,if only someone had a video and recorded them they would be sitting on a fortune!

Blyth? Where's that?

Happy Birthday Mr Darn,an if me numbers come up the night aal get ye ya camera

Excellent :lol:

Is this a party to celebrate the proposed opening of the new power station,or a private invitation only do?Is the cooncil invited?Are there stalls there?Has Osomar been sighted?Has he started interveiwing?Whats the starting salary?Do I need to go to Afghanistan to get special training?Can I push the button eh! eh! please? :lol:

Straight over Pete's head that one Denzel

We may be a one party domain but realisticaly who else is there to vote for?Have they or anyone else ever done anything for Bedlington that does not involve something for themselves?They are the self preservation society! Ideally we need a Party to be involved with Bedlington and Bedlington only never mind the one upmanship of Ashington Newbiggin etc.If this was so they would have to look after the interests of Bedlington or they wouldn't be elected again!I know this will never happen,but what if......?

Whats gonna make me laugh on telly this year is watching Sunderland get yukked :lol:

Just make sure that you don't have any witnesses,cos you'll end up in more bother than the person responsible

:lol:

Airplane The Birds Pink Cadilac Fiddler on the roof Rooster Coburn Volcano Chicken Run Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure Superman Calender Girls Ghost

U2 F11 Kiss G5 Radio Head G8 Dollar H4 Queen H5 Boomtown Rats H9

Everyone has their cross to bear Pete :lol: Blues Brothers Whitesnake

I'm surprised that a van driver hasn't tried to take the government to court claiming discrimination against van drivers.Car drivers chuffing away at the wheel without getting fined thats discrimination.Isn't it? Another point.Where is the government going to get the money back from the tobbacco tax they are losing?