Cympil

Newcastle FC have apparently set up a call centre for fans. Who are troubled by there latest form. The number is 0800 10 10 10 Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users. Once again the number is 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

I staggered out of the pub and down the street, until I was stopped by a policeman. He said, "Where do you think you're going in that state?" I replied, "I'm going to a lecture." He said, "Yeah, right. Who gives a lecture at this time of night?" "My wife," I said.

Why are there no casinos in China? Because the Chinese hate Tibet.

Rugby

Toast

:D

Pigeon

Gee Gee

Happy Birthday Brian

:lol: He man

Austin Powers

Disco dance

She`s been found alive! Here

Ballroom Blitz

Drunk

Broke

You could phone that second hand shop up (next to the Wharton)

Stick Family

But you get lots more people viewing your stuff on That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds, plus you make a lot more money than your stuff is actually worth

Well Missvic will get rid of her cooker in no time if she puts it on Freecycle. There`s a lot of people use that site and a good few of them come from Bedlington

What`s wrong with CK`s suggestion? There`s always someone after a cooker on Freecycle.

Sheriff

Hope you have a great day!

I never noticed anything, then again i would have been asleep when it happened.

:lol: :lol: You`re on form tonight