Cympil

This was in the newspaper a year or two back so you might of already seen it..For those that didn`t see it,can you find the 74 bands/groups/artists which are hidden in the picture?

Wey,most of the "craic" is posted on the Chat Central part anyway,so where`s the harm? I`ve left this part of the forum alone as best i can..and i haven`t noticed any vulgar or crude postings in the Chat Central either,well maybe in other peoples eyes some of the stuff might be a bit crude but mostly people see it for what it is and respond accordingly by giving as good as they get..all happy! Anyway,the Chat Central is quite popular,it`s a pity the ones that are moaning about the site don`t make more of an effort to post in the main forum though,it`s just about come to a stand still in here and you can`t point the finger of blame at anyone else for it..

It doesn`t matter what sort of posts were on the forum.Why would folk want to visit a forum about Bedlington other than folk that live here or used to live here..Most people haven`t even heard of Bedlington..

:lol: Isn`t P Diddy? Is J Lo? Can Charles Dance? Is Victoria Wood? How much is Olive Oyl? Does Sheryl Crow? Is Louis Armstrong? Does Peter Cook? Is Ben Cross? Has Bob Hope? Should we Sue Carol?

:lol: :lol: Your nuts are safe with me

Was Yvette Fielding? Who digs Natalie Cole? Can Jane Seymour? Has Demi Moore? Is Fatboy Slim? When was James Bourne? Who Bugs Bunny? Is !*!@# Dastardly? Is Huckleberry Finn? :lol:

Wey instead of changing all the names i`ve changed me first post...sorted

What`s that mean? it sounds like a dinosaur..

Can Jack Ryder? When Axle Rose Does Terence Stamp? Is JK Rowling? Does Beatrix Potter?

:lol: :lol: Aye

Is Hughie Green? Watch as Robbie Burns Anyone for Ice T? Has Diana Doors? Is Josh Stone? Is Brian Blessed? Is Eddie Large? Is Ernie Wise? has Sean Bean? Did Terry Waite?

Wey Lenny Henry for one..if Dawn French had nuts she would be on me hit-list too..

And i know a few folk i wouldn`t mind testing it oot on

Aye..it doubles as a torture device

We`ve already seen that picture

:lol: :lol: What does Lou Reed? Does Harry Potter about? Does Russell Crowe? is Tess Daly? Was Stephen King? Is Will Young? Michael Flatterly refused! Is Calum Best?

:lol: :lol: Did Little Bo Peep? What did Scooby Doo? Did Fred Flintstone? Does Peter Crouch?

:lol: Does Val Doonican? What`s Harry Worth? Does Basil Brush? Is Carol Smiley? Did Jeykell Hyde?

Is James Blunt? Is Sid Vicious? Is Guy Richie Is Roy Keane? What was Shay Given? Did Alexi Sayle? Is Chubby Brown? Can Mike Reid? Is Glenn Close? Did William Tell? Why does Gregory Peck? Is Ralf Little? Does Donald Trump? :lol: Is Oscar Wilde or is Gene Wilder? Did anyone find John Inman? Has Colonel Knowledge?

Is Johnny Rotton? Did Tom Cruise? Does Danni Behr? Does Stephen Fry? Can Beryl Reid? Did William Shakespeare? Is Marvin Gaye? Did William Hurt? Am easy pleased Is Billy Idol?

Aye..it is a bit !*!@#..but it`s the only one that was left to nick CK should put a music quiz on

Never heard of him..i nicked it off another forum

The idea is to use a well known person's surname and...for example, come up with this: Did Keith Moon? Can Michael Fish? Is Cilla Black? Anymore?

A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his nose and mouth, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour operation. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind his mask."are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir.I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back back the covers. She raise his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir!!" The man pulls off his mask and smiles at her and says very slowly. "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely.... Are - my - test - results - back?"

I`ll give you that..it`s a nut cracker "Nutcracker, placed on the knee when seated, a nut is set in the hole and then struck with a hammer. In the winter, these were warmed by the fire before using."