Cympil

You`ve changed your tune since last week! You were gonna name and shame someone then..what`s happened,are they gonna yark ye if you do

Here you are Pete Do Not Click If Easily Offended!

do you not like me CK?

I suppose you`re living proof

Do you shake your willy and make the "woo-woo" sound often Pete?

Threegee,i don`t really think this place needs another mod. There`s never any bother on here now and hardly any swearing.If Miss Vic just popped in once a day to check things out that would be sufficient..

How many songs have you got to choose from Pete? I can`t remember how many i had at the beginning without the song pack on..If you really like the game i could send you the disc with 240 songs on for it..just let me know.

Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it is clean. Condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in a super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head. If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile on the floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the "woo-woo" sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Piddle. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time. Admire willy size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the "woo-woo" sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. :lol: :lol: __________________

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I`ve just noticed your score..not bad considering you`ve just had a little go on it

Go on Pete :lol: Once you get the hang of it i bet you slaughter us

You don`t have to be really, you just have to be able to hit the right colour at the right time and if you don`t,it sounds a bit like a honk on a clowns car

I`ve had no problems with the software Pete..as for the size,when i put my pointer on the desktop icon it says 20.0kb I think that`s how you find out..i`m not too clever with computers,can you tell

Aye..and if a few more got it we`d have a proper competion

Thanks Joe

i don`t need to cheat..i`m an expert noo

:lol: :lol: I bet you would too!

This is my score for the same song..

I`ll have a go now...see if i beat`ya

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Who was shot in the napper?

I didn`t see the news Dave,what happened on it?

Who did you think it was then? You`re hard work at times Mr Darn

It all depends which way the winds blowing,Lynemouth or Newbiggin by the Sewer,take your pick