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[Pete]

I can imagine the conversation....

"'Ere mate, Denzel's got one of them Fiat's for sale, know what I mean? Don't get lemon, just get it sorted and we'll hear know more about it. Now jog on you mug".

Oh howay man Denzel give it to me in English.

[Denzel]

Oh howay man Denzel give it to me in English.

I know you're a gangster Pete, Emma told me. She said you walked into the Tavern and your henchmen had to hoover the carpet for you to walk on it.

[Pete]

I know you're a gangster Pete, Emma told me. She said you walked into the Tavern and your henchmen had to hoover the carpet for you to walk on it.

And here's me thinking no body noticed me when I went in there. actuley she forgot the rose petals.

[Denzel]

And here's me thinking no body noticed me when I went in there. actuley she forgot the rose petals.

She was tired, she'd been to my house all day.

[Pete]

She was tired, she'd been to my house all day.

If you had let me know I would have sent the hench men with the hoovers

[Denzel]

If you had let me know I would have sent the hench men with the hoovers

She left a bit of a mess like.

[Sw@lnalla]

[Denzel]

Sleep well. Please.

[Pete]

She left a bit of a mess like.

[Pete]

Has the car sticker, web site addvertising come to an end.

[BarLassofBedlington]

She left a bit of a mess like.

I never leave a mess actually

[Mr Darn]

I never leave a mess actually

in that order...

[BarLassofBedlington]

in that order...

just about yes

[Pete]

just about yes

[BarLassofBedlington]

god u all have such vivid imaginations dont you

[Mr Darn]

god u all have such vivid imaginations dont you

yup!

[BedlingtonLass]

yup!

Thats why us women close our eyes

[Sw@lnalla]

Thats why us women close our eyes

Must be the only thing women close.

[Pete]

god u all have such vivid imaginations dont you

I agree Barlass

Thats why us women close our eyes

Be carfull you could end up walking into a wall if you close your eyes.

[BarLassofBedlington]

I agree Barlass

what ever happened to gentlemen??

[BedlingtonLass]

u have to travel to find gentlemen barlass

[Sw@lnalla]

u have to travel to find gentlemen barlass

To find a gentleman you need to be a lady.

A general feminine title of nobility and other rank, specifically:

1. Used as the title for the wife or widow of a knight or baronet.

2. Used as a form of address for a marchioness, countess, viscountess, baroness.

3. Used as a form of address for the wife or widow of a baron.

4. Used as a courtesy title for the daughter of a duke, a marquis, or an earl.

5. Used as a courtesy title for the wife of a younger son of a duke or marquis.

Don't take the high ground until you can defend it ...... lol

[BedlingtonLass]

To find a gentleman you need to be a lady.

A general feminine title of nobility and other rank, specifically:

1. Used as the title for the wife or widow of a knight or baronet.

2. Used as a form of address for a marchioness, countess, viscountess, baroness.

3. Used as a form of address for the wife or widow of a baron.

4. Used as a courtesy title for the daughter of a duke, a marquis, or an earl.

5. Used as a courtesy title for the wife of a younger son of a duke or marquis.

Don't take the high ground until you can defend it ...... lol

do you know that i am not any of these???

[Pete]

u have to travel to find gentlemen barlass

Were still here

[Denzel]

I never leave a mess actually

I beg to differ. Your black thong is still stuck on my bedroom wall.