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Dang nabbit!!! How on earth did you get that one!!!! I was hoping that would run till next Christmas.

Yes, they have all played Dr. Moreau.

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Well done that man. Now as A prize I thought we should have something in common with Dr. Moreau. So I thought the premise of the story is a mad scientist who tries to combine animals and people. So find attached your prize, Keith. The guy in the video - crocodile man - is retiring soon and he wants someone to replace him. So I have shortlisted your name and given you a good reference. The job is practically yours. You don't have to thank me just remember me in your will...er...thoughts.

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Dang nabbit!!! How on earth did you get that one!!!! I was hoping that would run till next Christmas.

Yes, they have all played Dr. Moreau.

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Well done that man. Now as A prize I thought we should have something in common with Dr. Moreau. So I thought the premise of the story is a mad scientist who tries to combine animals and people. So find attached your prize, Keith. The guy in the video - crocodile man - is retiring soon and he wants someone to replace him. So I have shortlisted your name and given you a good reference. The job is practically yours. You don't have to thank me just remember me in your will...er...thoughts.

I've done all that before, with the wife. A crocodile will be will be a bit of a doddle after that.

  • 3 weeks later...
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Way to go Malcolm...well done. I thought Horror Express would make some people stop and think, but you got it. Methinks I will have to make these a bit more fiendish

Way to go Malcolm...well done. I thought Horror Express would make some people stop and think, but you got it. Methinks I will have to make these a bit more fiendish.

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AND THE ANSWER IS...

THEY HAVE ALL PLAYED GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER

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Errol Flynn They Died With Their Boots On

Ronald Reagan Santa Fe Trail

Richard Mulligan Little Big Man

Robert Shaw Custer of the West

Gary Cole Son of the Morning Star

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  • 2 months later...
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Pontius Pilate.

AND THE WINNER IS....MERCURYG...YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That's right, Merc, they have all played Pontius Pilate.

Richard Boone The Robe

Frank Thring Ben Hur

Rod Steiger Jesus of Nazerath

Telly Savalas The Greatest Story Ever Told

David Bowie The Last Temptation of Christ

I will post your prize soon...watch this space, well done.

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Right Merc', I've just secured your prize for you after guessing Pontius Pilate correctly, so get ready for the opportunity of a lifetime.

I thought we would go for the Biblical Ben Hur theme and so I've entered you into the Old Testament Triathalon. (OTT)

There will be three events; the chariot race; the walking on water event and the Red Sea 200 miles dash.

The first one is easy peasy; you will race against a team of three other charioteers and go five laps around the Circus Maximus for the coveted prize of a camping trip in the Gaza strip. I have enclosed a picture of your horses and chariot.

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The walking on water will be held on the Nile…there may be a bit of a problem with crocodiles but I'm sure you'll adapt. (I would suggest a Hop, skip and jump technique.)

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The last event is running from one bank of the Red Sea to the other…before the waters fall back again. (What are you like at sprinting 200 miles in under a minute?)

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Now don't worry, Merc', Team Bedlington will be right behind you…about five thousand miles behind you to be honest, but you will be in our thoughts until opening time at the Red Lion, at least.

So good luck and always look on the bright side of life.

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Thanks Keith, can't wait! Sounds like one of those once in a lifetime holidays! Went on one once, never again!

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