John Fox (foxy) Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I'm surprised there's been "Neigh" mention of these from Lockey! Edited January 17, 2013 by foxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I had a burger in Tesco's cafe yeterday, The waitress asked if I wanted anything on it and I said "aye a fiver each way"I ate it and it gave me the trots.Its ok I'm stable now.I whent to buy a packet of burgers today and the assistant said "They're off"A German discount supermarket has launched a new range of burgers --- My Lidl pony Edited January 17, 2013 by keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I just got mine out of the fridge......and they're off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I had a burger in Tesco's cafe yeterday, The waitress asked if I wanted anything on it and I said "aye a fiver each way"I ate it and it gave me the trots.Its ok I'm stable now.I whent to buy a packet of burgers today and the assistant said "They're off"A German discount supermarket has launched a new range of burgers --- My Lidl ponyPlease, Keith, not at this time in the morning! Very very funny.I'm pleased I'm veggie, Foxy, so I am not saddled with the burden of jockeying for position at the checkout where the queues seemed to be stalled due to irate customers who mustang around for their money back. Still, you can chew on some Tick Tacks while you wait. Edited January 17, 2013 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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keith lockey Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Nice one Keith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 :lol: :lol:Maybe Tesco should be brought in for those horse problems they were talking about last night Keef1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercuryg Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Someone has just kindly pointed out to me that 'hamburgers' is an anagram of 'Shergar Bum'....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threegee Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 ...and anagram is a harmanag* of froggyfood.*define: harmanag h'arm-a-nag: A tortured convolution of English words that facilitates another poke at the French - it's mutual! (cf. rosbif (fr)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 :lol: :lol:Maybe Tesco should be brought in for those horse problems they were talking about last night Keef1?Absolutely. I thought I was gonna have to nip out for a tooth brush and razor, it whent on for so long. Lord and Lady Farquarson - Plum behind me didn't help matters either !! ( men armed with chainsaws .. my a**e) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threegee Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Oops! Francophile on board. Put my foot in it again! Chef of Newsnight said there are far less horse-meat shops in France now than there used to be. I'm not sure if they are declining in Italy, but there are still plenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyril Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 If the latest news from Tesco has turned you off their burgers.You should try their meatballs............ They are the dogs bollocks.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Brown Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Please, Keith, not at this time in the morning! Very very funny.I'm pleased I'm veggie, Foxy, so I am not saddled with the burden of jockeying for position at the checkout where the queues seemed to be stalled due to irate customers who mustang around for their money back. Still, you can chew on some Tick Tacks while you wait.Veggies aren't safe either Keith, apparently the veggie burgers have traces of Uniquorns in them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Veggies aren't safe either Keith, apparently the veggie burgers have traces of Uniquorns in themPlease no, Andy. As if Keith's puns weren't bad enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Brett Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Hogg Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 Says it all does it not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted January 18, 2013 Report Share Posted January 18, 2013 I hope the security guard was smiling, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 I've found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter....I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb's and some burgers.So that's white rum, navy rum and Red Rum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 The wife bought some TESCO Burgers for tea last night. She asked, "do you want anything on yours ?â€. "Yeah†I said, " I'll have a fiver each wayâ€. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Keith Scantlebury Posted January 20, 2013 Report Share Posted January 20, 2013 (edited) Edited January 20, 2013 by keith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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