Tesco Horseburgers

[John Fox (foxy)]

I'm surprised there's been "Neigh" mention of these from Lockey!

Edited January 17, 2013 by foxy

[Keith Scantlebury]

I had a burger in Tesco's cafe yeterday, The waitress asked if I wanted anything on it and I said "aye a fiver each way"

I ate it and it gave me the trots.

Its ok I'm stable now.

I whent to buy a packet of burgers today and the assistant said "They're off"

A German discount supermarket has launched a new range of burgers --- My Lidl pony

Edited January 17, 2013 by keith

[mercuryg]

I just got mine out of the fridge......and they're off

[keith lockey]

I had a burger in Tesco's cafe yeterday, The waitress asked if I wanted anything on it and I said "aye a fiver each way"

I ate it and it gave me the trots.

Its ok I'm stable now.

I whent to buy a packet of burgers today and the assistant said "They're off"

A German discount supermarket has launched a new range of burgers --- My Lidl pony

Please, Keith, not at this time in the morning! Very very funny.

I'm pleased I'm veggie, Foxy, so I am not saddled with the burden of jockeying for position at the checkout where the queues seemed to be stalled due to irate customers who mustang around for their money back. Still, you can chew on some Tick Tacks while you wait.

Edited January 17, 2013 by keith lockey

[Keith Scantlebury]

[keith lockey]

Nice one Keith.

[Malcolm Robinson]

:lol: :lol:

Maybe Tesco should be brought in for those horse problems they were talking about last night Keef1?

[mercuryg]

Someone has just kindly pointed out to me that 'hamburgers' is an anagram of 'Shergar Bum'.......

[threegee]

...and anagram is a harmanag* of froggyfood.

*define: harmanag

h'arm-a-nag: A tortured convolution of English words that facilitates another poke at the French - it's mutual! (cf. rosbif (fr))

[Keith Scantlebury]

:lol: :lol:

Maybe Tesco should be brought in for those horse problems they were talking about last night Keef1?

Absolutely. I thought I was gonna have to nip out for a tooth brush and razor, it whent on for so long. Lord and Lady Farquarson - Plum behind me didn't help matters either !! ( men armed with chainsaws .. my a**e)

[Malcolm Robinson]

:lol:

[threegee]

Oops! Francophile on board. Put my foot in it again!

Chef of Newsnight said there are far less horse-meat shops in France now than there used to be. I'm not sure if they are declining in Italy, but there are still plenty.

[Cyril]

If the latest news from Tesco has turned you off their burgers.

You should try their meatballs............ They are the dogs bollocks..

[Andy Brown]

Please, Keith, not at this time in the morning! Very very funny.

I'm pleased I'm veggie, Foxy, so I am not saddled with the burden of jockeying for position at the checkout where the queues seemed to be stalled due to irate customers who mustang around for their money back. Still, you can chew on some Tick Tacks while you wait.

Veggies aren't safe either Keith, apparently the veggie burgers have traces of Uniquorns in them

[keith lockey]

Veggies aren't safe either Keith, apparently the veggie burgers have traces of Uniquorns in them

Please no, Andy. As if Keith's puns weren't bad enough.

[Keith Scantlebury]

[Brett]

[Adam Hogg]

Says it all does it not?

[keith lockey]

I hope the security guard was smiling, very funny.

[Malcolm Robinson]

Horse meat found in Tesco burgers. Camel toe found in Primark leggings.

[Malcolm Robinson]

I've found it tough lately working on the Tesco meat counter....

I feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.

[Malcolm Robinson]

Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb's and some burgers.

So that's white rum, navy rum and Red Rum

[Malcolm Robinson]

The wife bought some TESCO Burgers for tea last night. She asked, "do you want anything on yours ?”. "Yeah” I said, " I'll have a fiver each way”.

[Keith Scantlebury]

[Keith Scantlebury]

Edited January 20, 2013 by keith