February 4, 201313 yr You got 'White Man's Magic' down there John? Yes, probably that Malcolm; and a little help from the Synergy strap line...
February 5, 201313 yr So any idea what caused it bar table 25 of course?I heard it was a temporary lack of electricity.
February 5, 201313 yr Author I heard it was a temporary lack of electricity.Was that because our electricity is meant to come from wind turbines now?
February 6, 201313 yr Was that because our electricity is meant to come from wind turbines now?Probably! there was a gale blowing after all.....
February 7, 201313 yr Sorry lads, it was the deal I made with Powergrid. I said they should put Terrier Close's lights back on but black out everyone else. I was under pressure from the residents of TC...for the people by the people.
February 8, 201313 yr Sorry lads, it was the deal I made with Powergrid. I said they should put Terrier Close's lights back on but black out everyone else.I was under pressure from the residents of TC...for the people by the people.you should work for the council. Benefiting the people whilst doing over others.
February 8, 201313 yr you should work for the council. Benefiting the people whilst doing over others.It was that or being strung up to the nearest lampost. But don't worry lads, the deal was just for one year of darkness - no probs to Bedlingtonians who have been kept in the dark for yonks. Edited February 8, 201313 yr by keith lockey
February 8, 201313 yr I heard you liked being tied upThat's just a nasty rumour spread by Delia the Dominatrix - anyway, she tells me to give you her regards, she hasn't seen you for a while.
February 8, 201313 yr That's just a nasty rumour spread by Delia the Dominatrix - anyway, she tells me to give you her regards, she hasn't seen you for a while.She's arround tonight.
February 8, 201313 yr She's arround tonight.She says you are a strapping bloke. (or was that strap on?) She also says you are very funny, leastways she says you enjoy a gag and are you taking her angling, Keith, she mentioned something about bringing fishnets round to your house. Whatever, she reckons you'll bend over backwards for her, so good on you.
February 9, 201313 yr This is beginning to sound like the stuff blue comics used to dish up in the clubs in the 60s & 70s ... I think it might be appropriate to leave it there.
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