Horsegait

[John Fox (foxy)]

Old Lockey's slow again,he hasn't mentioned the new Coral that's being built at the old Findus Factory.

[threegee]

To maintain truth in advertising the lasagne product line is being over-stamped as Find^haus.

[Malcolm Robinson]

They are not running the Plate this year, it's too close to the Findus factory for spooking the runners.

[threegee]

In cinemas soon: Only For Lasagne!

...the gripping sequel to: http://uk.imdb.com/t...ref_=fn_tt_tt_1

[Malcolm Robinson]

The message came from France GGG, they don't just shoot them...........

and very tasty they are too!

[Keith Scantlebury]

The good money's on Aldi (niti)

[threegee]

Waiter, waiter, is there any chance that this beef lasagne could contain horse?

A chance in a million sir... it always came in last!

[Brett]

Two horses escaped from their field and were wandering through a trading estate. One turns to the other "I wouldn't worry, they'll find-us soon".

[keith lockey]

I was in a restaurant in Cockneyland last week and I asked the chef if there was any horse meat on my plate.

He went off in a rage and said he was certain there was no gee gee on my dish, in fact he would bet there wasn't - he said he would put a pony on it.

[threegee]

It had to happen! An on-line Horse Consumption Calculator

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A horse is not beef, of course, of course,

And no one would eat horse of course

That is, of course, unless the horse is the Findus Mr. Ed.

Go right to the sauce to mask the horse

It'll give you the taste that you'll endorse.

He's always in the pasta course.

Fork to Mr. Ed.

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...and the best one so far:

My doctor says I should watch what I eat, so I've got tickets to the Grand National.

[John Fox (foxy)]

Recommended!

[Symptoms]

This is a photo of the equity fund boss Leynton Lea who owns Findus delivering Sunday lunch.

... you all can guess where the knackered polo dobbins end up.

[keith lockey]

I asked at the bookies what the SP stood for and was told Supermarket Produce.

Edited February 12, 2013 by keith lockey

[Symptoms]

Oh no! A report in the paper this morning that Waitrose has been affected. This has now become a serious issue ...

[threegee]

The Romanians have employed Gordon Brown as PR consultant. The latest line from Bucharest is that it's a global problem!

[Maggie/915]

Saw this and thought of you

[Brett]

Roses are red,

Apples are fruity,

Check your lasagna,

it might be Black Beauty

[Keith Scantlebury]

Had a nice steak tonight, no chips just a side saddle

[keith lockey]

Had a nice steak tonight, no chips just a side saddle

Where did you have the meal, Keith? The Three Horseshoes?

Edited February 15, 2013 by keith lockey

[Keith Scantlebury]

Where did you have the meal, Keith? The Three Horseshoes?

Nags Head.............. ate the rest

[keith lockey]

Faux Pas on behalf of News Post Leader.

Headlines on front page...

Top right...'Plans to tackle problem of stray horses to be agreed.'

Followed by bottom headline....''Council say school meat has full traceability.'

Er...

[Symptoms]

The Tory High Command were so fed-up with Owen Patterson's performance as Environment Minister in charge of the neddyburger scandal that they had his DNA tested and it came back as being 100% donkey.

[Adam Hogg]

The Tory High Command were so fed-up with Owen Patterson's performance as Environment Minister in charge of the neddyburger scandal that they had his DNA tested and it came back as being 100% donkey.

I think you will find the whole cabinet is like that.