John Fox (foxy) Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Old Lockey's slow again,he hasn't mentioned the new Coral that's being built at the old Findus Factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threegee Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 To maintain truth in advertising the lasagne product line is being over-stamped as Findhaus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 They are not running the Plate this year, it's too close to the Findus factory for spooking the runners. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threegee Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 In cinemas soon: Only For Lasagne!...the gripping sequel to: http://uk.imdb.com/t...ref_=fn_tt_tt_1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Robinson Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 The message came from France GGG, they don't just shoot them...........and very tasty they are too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 The good money's on Aldi (niti) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threegee Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Waiter, waiter, is there any chance that this beef lasagne could contain horse?A chance in a million sir... it always came in last! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 Two horses escaped from their field and were wandering through a trading estate. One turns to the other "I wouldn't worry, they'll find-us soon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted February 9, 2013 Report Share Posted February 9, 2013 I was in a restaurant in Cockneyland last week and I asked the chef if there was any horse meat on my plate.He went off in a rage and said he was certain there was no gee gee on my dish, in fact he would bet there wasn't - he said he would put a pony on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threegee Posted February 10, 2013 Report Share Posted February 10, 2013 It had to happen! An on-line Horse Consumption Calculator====================A horse is not beef, of course, of course,And no one would eat horse of courseThat is, of course, unless the horse is the Findus Mr. Ed.Go right to the sauce to mask the horseIt'll give you the taste that you'll endorse.He's always in the pasta course.Fork to Mr. Ed.====================...and the best one so far: My doctor says I should watch what I eat, so I've got tickets to the Grand National. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Fox (foxy) Posted February 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 Recommended! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symptoms Posted February 11, 2013 Report Share Posted February 11, 2013 This is a photo of the equity fund boss Leynton Lea who owns Findus delivering Sunday lunch.... you all can guess where the knackered polo dobbins end up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted February 12, 2013 Report Share Posted February 12, 2013 (edited) I asked at the bookies what the SP stood for and was told Supermarket Produce. Edited February 12, 2013 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symptoms Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Oh no! A report in the paper this morning that Waitrose has been affected. This has now become a serious issue ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threegee Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 The Romanians have employed Gordon Brown as PR consultant. The latest line from Bucharest is that it's a global problem! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie/915 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Saw this and thought of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brett Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Roses are red,Apples are fruity, Check your lasagna, it might be Black Beauty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Had a nice steak tonight, no chips just a side saddle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 (edited) Had a nice steak tonight, no chips just a side saddleWhere did you have the meal, Keith? The Three Horseshoes? Edited February 15, 2013 by keith lockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Scantlebury Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Where did you have the meal, Keith? The Three Horseshoes?Nags Head.............. ate the rest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith lockey Posted February 21, 2013 Report Share Posted February 21, 2013 Faux Pas on behalf of News Post Leader.Headlines on front page...Top right...'Plans to tackle problem of stray horses to be agreed.'Followed by bottom headline....''Council say school meat has full traceability.'Er... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symptoms Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 The Tory High Command were so fed-up with Owen Patterson's performance as Environment Minister in charge of the neddyburger scandal that they had his DNA tested and it came back as being 100% donkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Hogg Posted February 24, 2013 Report Share Posted February 24, 2013 The Tory High Command were so fed-up with Owen Patterson's performance as Environment Minister in charge of the neddyburger scandal that they had his DNA tested and it came back as being 100% donkey.I think you will find the whole cabinet is like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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