The Bedlington Station Blues

[wonky]

http://youtu.be/3y3vdIqYYDc

naming and shaming myself..lol

[Malcolm Robinson]

I was waiting for...........

"I'm leaning on a lamppost at the corner of the Clayton,

In case a certain little lady comes by,

Oh me, oh my, I hope Wonky's little lady comes by."

[wonky]

its..

i went to the station for a pint with me dad

then i went to the chip shop for a kings kebab

i drove down the furnace bank

to eat it in me van

there was a knock on the window

it was a dirty old man

i found a word that rhymes with bank but sadly i had to moderate that bit out..lol

[threegee]

...you should see what I can see when I'm cleaning running windows.

[Keith Scantlebury]

Bank rhymes with :- sank , tank. plank, stank, rank, dank, hank, yank etc, etc. Cant think of anything offensive, there again I've lead a sheltered life

[wonky]

...you should see what I can see when I'm cleaning running windows.

i hope your not hacking into my webcam when the curtains are closed during my "special time"..

[keith lockey]

WHEN I'M CLEANING WINDOWS!!!

Now I go cleaning windows, it's an honest sort of job

Except down the Clayton where you cannot make a bob

When lunchtime comes around I go down Furnace Bank

There's this old green van parked down there

and the driver's having a...thank you.

[Maggie/915]

Very Good,

You could qualify for the Ukelele Orchestra of Great Britain.

We love their music and humour.

Then there is the story of Bob Dylan going to George Harrison's for lunch and the only way to spend the afternoon, allegedly, was listening or watching to George Formby.

So it will be music on Cambois beach soon.

[wonky]

lol..aye ..geordie formby..lol..i bought a banjolele @ christmas after a few beers in town and it just sits in the corner..whenever i play it ..and really get it going..i just end up laughing..saving it untill i get better as its not really a nice instrument for a beginer..had bagpipes for a day..and a fiddle..same effect....got three ukes,1 banjo uke. 2 keyboards,1 accordian. 1 guitar..few more little bits and bobs...probably got more money than sense i recon maggie..lol

id be a little worried about playing at cambois beach incase i twang me twanger what with all that nudity over there..probably just stick to the bandstand..lol

[John Fox (foxy)]

WHEN I'M CLEANING WINDOWS!!!

Now I go cleaning windows, it's an honest sort of job

Except down the Clayton where you cannot make a bob

When lunchtime comes around I go down Furnace Bank

There's this old green van parked down there

and the driver's having a...thank you.

Too much competition Keith.

[Malcolm Robinson]

and that new "Y" reg was the last time the Clayton had a full set of unbroken windows!

[Keith Scantlebury]

and that new "Y" reg was the last time the Clayton had a full set of unbroken windows!

.... they were stealing the sign, not putting it up

[Symptoms]

That explains no safety barriers, cones, hard-hats, harnesses, proper staging with guard rails ... ah, the good old days pre-'elf & safety.