June 16, 201313 yr I keep telling the kids - Father's day, nothing for me I have everything, I need. Take me to a new pub for lunch and a pint of 'real-ale'.However, today Wilf arrived. I wonder what adventures he wilf have?
June 16, 201313 yr Author He has made a boob of his footwear. I think that's a 'fairway' to start Wilf's golfing adventures.
June 16, 201313 yr farthas day to me is to get another hole in one to go with the other three that i have done
June 17, 201313 yr Author Today Wilf is going to Seaton Delaval Hall to see the flowers. Last time he was there he asked the head gardner - "are you planting in bunches this year? No". replied the gardener -"Just in Rose".
June 17, 201313 yr Author Today Wilf is going to Seaton Delaval Hall to see the flowers. Last time he was there he asked the head gardner - "are you planting in bunches this year? No". replied the gardener -"Just in Rose".
June 17, 201313 yr Eggs - the 'grass' in that photo in your first post looks suspiciously like that plakka roll-on stuff and not real tufts; or you don't have a mutt that causes brown patches where it pees; or ankle-biters to wreck the place and kick the gravel about. Ah, peace and quiet!
June 17, 201313 yr Author Eggs - the 'grass' in that photo in your first post looks suspiciously like that plakka roll-on stuff and not real tufts; or you don't have a mutt that causes brown patches where it pees; or ankle-biters to wreck the place and kick the gravel about. Ah, peace and quiet!Perfectly true - Keith Lockey's ex school mate Peter just fitted it. So now Wilf, apart from when he is out and about, should never get lost.Before:- Edited June 17, 201313 yr by Eggy1948
June 18, 201313 yr If Wilf visits Belsay he may need a white shirt to compete with Mr Darcy.Jane Austin costumes are on display for a few months.
June 19, 201313 yr Author farthas day to me is to get another hole in one to go with the other three that i have doneToday Wilf went to Greenwoods:-He got two pairs of plus fours, just in case he got a hole in one.
June 20, 201313 yr Author He He, soon he will be recognised all over the world, not just Bedlington.Whilst he was getting his two pairs of golfing trousers, from Greenwoods, he noticed a cheap pair of jodhpurs and bought a pair for his trip to Cragside today.Wilf could not find a horse so he Rhododendron!
July 14, 201313 yr Eggy iv just recieved a photograph on face book, there is a site meeting of gnomes at George Stephensons Railway Museum, pink pigs there as well as George, Ian, Norman and Roly, I cant make out the rest, but maybe Wilf is there.
July 14, 201313 yr Author Eggy iv just recieved a photograph on face book, there is a site meeting of gnomes at George Stephensons Railway Museum, pink pigs there as well as George, Ian, Norman and Roly, I cant make out the rest, but maybe Wilf is there.Eileen, thank you for watching out for Wilf but he doesn't like trains (or other gnomes). Unless he is on the 1st tee at Ryton golf with the trains flying past.
July 14, 201313 yr Author You will all be pleased to know, he has turned up at Muirfield:-I have been sending him texts, for days, telling him he must come out in THE OPEN!
July 14, 201313 yr Author Reports have come in that he's been away for a themed weekend:Yep that definitely looks like Wilf & Eva (nee Braun) in the Führerbunker, at the 18th, Muirfield.
July 21, 201313 yr Author The Open Championship, Muirfield GullaneRound 4 Leaderboard Scores, Par = 7118 - 21 July 2013 @11:44 Player Country Start of Round 4 1 Westwood Eng -3 2 Gnome Seghill -1 2 Woods US -1 4 Scott Aus E 5 Cabrera Arg 1 Edited July 21, 201313 yr by Eggy1948
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