I know this doesn't concern Bedlington but I'm sure you'l'l forgive me.

I had to go to Morpeth today and popped into an upstairs tea room called Curiosly Wicked. It is in the Arcade and the staff are dressed up in Victorian garb. When I went to pay the bill the young lady in a white smock thanked me and curtseyed.

Aw, isn't that nice. I recommend it.

Your not Prince Phillip Keith, are you?

Your not Prince Phillip Keith, are you?

I wouldn't mind being a penny behind him in my bank account, but no, I ain't Phil the Greek.

You sure Lockey, same dress sense............just saying!

I know this doesn't concern Bedlington but I'm sure you'l'l forgive me.

I had to go to Morpeth today and popped into an upstairs tea room called Curiosly Wicked. It is in the Arcade and the staff are dressed up in Victorian garb. When I went to pay the bill the young lady in a white smock thanked me and curtseyed.

Aw, isn't that nice. I recommend it.

Where did you get your time machine, Keith?

He must have said he was from Bedlington and the Morpeth gadgies and morts just showed due civility if not decorum.

I know this doesn't concern Bedlington but I'm sure you'l'l forgive me.

I had to go to Morpeth today and popped into an upstairs tea room called Curiosly Wicked. It is in the Arcade and the staff are dressed up in Victorian garb. When I went to pay the bill the young lady in a white smock thanked me and curtseyed.

Aw, isn't that nice. I recommend it.

Your recommendation has been adhered to. I am now ready to greet you. My wife has bought me a white smock and my curtsying has come on a treat.

Would you like sponge cake sir?

I fancy myself as a Hudson, actually - NO NOT ROCK HUDSON!

I could quite easily fit in with the toffs upstairs and the chambermaids downstairs, though I'd probably turn into lady Chatterley's lover. Now where's the Gentleman's relish.

PS - I said it was Victorian - it is Edwardian, my time machine lost a decade or two when the clocks went forward.

Edited July 9, 201312 yr by keith lockey

thats pretty cool in my books..i would love that craic with a cup of tea and a cream bun..chillin out on the chesterfield with a fancy cup and an eric bristow finger..just wondering do they accept dreadlocks or will it be in wonkys case...sorry we`re full or regulars only..will check it out on my next visit and if i get in i will give it some major slurping and we can see how long it takes before they ask me to leave..lol

best tea room moment in history..whitnail and i in penrith.. from the cult movie..witnail and i..lol

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