Ms Hair

No but I'm going to go and have a look. Mr Hair was just saying the other day what Bedlington needs is to move it's market day to a Saturday morning and make it a farmers market. Might get some nice cheese!

It's OK at my place but contract ends in Summer hols so I'll be applying with you in the the next few weeks...We should open our own school!

Have you got a job yet Miss Vic? Just being nosey!

Go to Geveva, easyjet fly from Newcastle. There is a belta of a hotel called the Crowne Plaza which is extremely posh and very reasonable and it's a lovely city to wander around, see the jet de l'eau, go up mont blanc on a cable car etc. Cragside has re-opened too!

She wasn't criticiSing, she was correcting. You should be grateful for the free advice. Lucky she didn't start on your grammar or punctuation! You are right though..who cares! Everyone is just nattery because it's a bank holiday and Asda's shut!

I think I saw Miss Vic taking the pic. I don't even recall seeing the car. This must make me a much worse driver than Lady Muk's neighbour or whoever it was! I havn't even got outside as had so much work to do! Finished now though and hoping it's going to be just as nice tomorrow when I can enjoy it. Lawnmower...here I come.

I disagree, remember when I saw you with the raisin girl the other night!

Christine Brinkley apparently. The photo they showed did look like the one I uploaded of me, hair, mouth especially. But when I looked at other pictures of her on the net she bore no resemblence to me at all...poor lass!

Ew!

Is Threegee not the moderator?

Bet it isn't as good as the ones I made! But I blew mine out. What were you and Mrs Neck doing on the net in the middle of the night then...wierdos!

Lovely weather we're having! Whats sort of easter eggs are people getting then? (She smile nervously and hopes this does not start another war of incorrectly spelt words.)

I'm loving Life On Mars but Sam is also starting to get on my nerves. He is too squeeky clean his lines are over-thought-out. I'm liking Gene though, "she looks as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot!"

It should be made into a top notch driving range.

I had 2 cats of a the same variety as yours minus the headphones! Was bored of it anyway...your new one is a bit scarey!

I have got a tape of relic! 'Water running down my wondow, looks like tear drops to me.'

Lady Muk are you copying my style? I have now removed my feline avatar in protest!

GET IN THE HOLE!

1. Most tears shed - When marge is going to cheat on Homer with the suave bowling dude ('love lift us up where we belong' bit.) 2. Funniest - The one where homer remembers his youth (When I was 17, I drank a very good beer ..... etc.) 3. Cleverest - The one where Homer eats the chilli at the couty fayre and hallucinates at the golf course. I love the Simpsons me. They modelled Homer on my pops.

Alice...who the !*!@# is alice?

Its got to be Father Dougal Maguire. God that question didn't take much thinking about. In my younger days I used to find him kinda hot. My tastes have now matured to a more conventional rock-god type!

Oh ha ha ha. The only thing me and Mr Hair have in common with them is that one's a boy and one's a girl. Git.

I Love my 2 !*!@# cats. One is a posh and slutty boy and one is a snooty fat girl who headbutts people.

Hee hee. That tickles me Cry W-----! I recently read Danny wallace's 'Join Me' it's great! As is his book 'Yes Man.' I highly recommend them both.

"The lid came off my pudding can," "Take my penknife my good man," "Monorail," "Monorail," "Monorail!!"