John Fox (foxy)

No

No

Sorry lads I misheard her,she said Handsome.

Here's one more that will just about clinch it for Keith at Burnside, its not more than a couple of hundred yards from where he lives. In fact the same lampost is still there.

Wor lass says you must be a sad B*****d :( Yee as weel Malcolm

:( I'll make it easier next time.

This one may give it away

No

I would like to see Morrisons take it over, Bedlington was a much nicer place before Tesco came here. The only thing they have done since their arrival is buy up surrounding property and let it degenerate into slum conditions. Mind you they did have fierce competition from the weekly Market for first prize in Ruining the revamped Market Place. I must add that the Council has stood back and let the situation develop into a free for all but hopefully in a couple of weeks we'll get rid of that lot before they can do any more damage .

No I'll put another one on later

Must try harder.

Moving the goalposts a bit, here's the skyline

I've just had a thought, it may be a toilet now if the place has been revamped.

Sorry lads its not a toilet I'll put some more on tomorrow If old Lockey does'nt get it before then.

No

If Mr Lockey gets this one first time I'm packing in altogether

Bet this fella does'nt agree.

But with a bit of luck we'll soon be rid of them!

Hope I'm wrong

If the tape arrives early enough Pete, put it over your eyes

Hopefully we should'nt have to wait much longer tomtom, the elections aren't far away and I'm sure we'll be getting rid of the Dead Wood

Keith, they probably all met at Peter Bacci's o

A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his "old chap standing to attention". The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the risk. The treatment consisted of planting muscle tissues from an elephant's trunk into his 'old fella'. The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man decided to go for it. A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and try out his newly renovated equipment. As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girl friend and took her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly and his "old chap" sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and returned to his trousers. His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?' With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my backside!'.

I was in there last night Maggie, it was full again.

A little bit early but I'm off to bed now so.... Have a Great Day Brian!