Handy hint for the Bedlington townsfolk... If you can manage to get hold of a hard copy of the survey, drive a 6 inch nail into your toilet wall leaving approximately 4 inches protuding and within easy reach when sitting on the toilet. Cut the survey into 4 inch squares and hang them on the nail.Whenever you use the toilet, just use the desired amount of handy "wipes". This works out much cheaper than Andrex and hopefully prevents Ashington from getting £20 million Spent on something they already have and Bedlington has never had.