Malcolm Robinson

No prob............

Super heroes of Table 25, I'm in........... Can Wor Lass join too................

What's that you say young Keef1.........ya have to speak up my hearing ain't what it used to be.

Now Keef2 you have just gone plum silly.............how can there be film making after the apocalypse? The Four Horsemen out of Revelations are getting saddled up too!

Thursday 6th December at Sleekburn House. EBPC Christmas Lights Switch on 2012.pdf

Not according to his Lass!

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured. Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?" "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I go fishing."

When you gotta go..........you gotta go.............

I can still sing this album cover to cover............!

So I did............in that case FOXY.................... and if anyone else has any old pics of Bedlington and the surrounding area and wouldn't mind letting us use them........all will be explained at the next Forum meeting on 10th Dec at the Salvation Army at 6.30pm.

Cracking photo PAWS.... can I use it?

What stairs in your house..........there's posh!

The recent awards ceremony in London................. Winners Announced at Fields in Trust's Inaugural Awards Ceremony: The inaugural Fields in Trust Awards Ceremony was hosted by John Inverdale at Lords Cricket Ground on 29th November to honour landowners and individuals across the UK who have participated in the charity's Queen Elizabeth II Fields Challenge led by its Patron, HRH The Duke of Cambridge. Fields in Trust's Queen Elizabeth II Fields Challenge is an initiative to mark the great events of 2012: HM The Queen's Diamond Jubilee and the London 2012 Olympic and Paralympic Games. It aims to protect as many outdoor recreational spaces as possible in perpetuity as a permanent, grassroots legacy in communities across the UK and has been generously supported by Asda and the Asda Foundation. Awards were given in a variety of categories by presenters including Andy Barrow, captain of the Men's Wheelchair Rugby Team in the Beijing 2008 Olympics and Martin Atkinson, Premiership Referee. The City of Edinburgh Council and Caerphilly County Borough Council both received Landowner of the Year Awards for protecting the most sites as part of the Challenge. Competing against 12 Regional Finalists, The City of Edinburgh Council safeguarded an incredible total of 28 sites whilst Caerphilly County Borough Council topped the leader board with 1,139 acres protected in perpetuity. The Awards also recognised the need to increase participation in sport as part of the wider Olympic legacy and rewarded Albert Road Recreation Ground in the London Borough of Haringey for their achievements in increasing activity in tennis and football for men, women and juniors and encouraging people to participate in basketball, running clubs, an outdoor gym and netball sessions. The Most Improved Queen Elizabeth II Field Award was given to QEII Field Ashton Hayes in Cheshire for their fantastic efforts in transforming a fallow farmer's field into a first class recreation site providing the local community with a play area, football pitch, orchard, outdoor gym and nature area. Plainfield Farm Recreation Ground in Broadstone, Dorset was honoured for its outstanding Have a Field Day event to celebrate the newly protected status of the field which saw over 2,500 residents join in a community day full of activities and raised £4,000 whilst Gallagher Park in Bedlington, Northumberland received the Love Your Field Award following a month long online campaign to identify the nation's favourite field. Asda colleagues from 5 stores nationwide – Pilsworth in Manchester, Girvan in South Ayrshire, Coatbridge in North Lanarkshire, Park Royal in West London and Walthamstow in North London - were rewarded for their fantastic fundraising efforts throughout the summer. The final Award was given to Peter Simmonet of Melbourn Parish Council in Cambridgeshire for his beyond the call of duty efforts to promote the programme in his region. Well done everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick update.................... Winners Announced at Fields in Trust’s Inaugural Awards Ceremony: "...Plainfield Farm Recreation Ground in Broadstone, Dorset was honoured for its outstanding Have a Field Day event to celebrate the newly protected status of the field which saw over 2,500 residents join in a community day full of activities and raised £4,000 whilst Gallagher Park in Bedlington, Northumberland received the Love Your Field Award following a month long online campaign to identify the nation’s favourite field." Well done everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You were supposed to be walking along to the FoGP coffee morning at the Station Community Centre weren't you!!!!!!!!!!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/former-corrie-star-faces-child-sex-charges-051046423.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ATk-5eFy2g

Santa gets the Bollywood treatment............

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20528137

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79. I'm so happy, because I live at number 71. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards. And it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road! ~~~~~ Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire. ~~~~~ My wife and I had words,but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere. ~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error. Or, terror

Beaut............

Bit busy keith.......thats all.....