Malcolm Robinson

Even if they aren't performed by their original performers....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7HhSw2_P5E#t=49

Seems Stephen looking for someone.........

Seems I am in the middle of something not of my doing! One of our County Councillors has posted this to the Leader of NCC about me and the meeting I chaired last week!

We might be on our uppers but this could only happen in Blyth........or Ashington!......Shoplifting from Poundstreachers.......asperational! http://www.newspostleader.co.uk/news/local/cctv-picture-of-man-police-want-to-question-over-blyth-shop-theft-1-7276842

Sod the plates GGGG its gonna be that cheap you will buy them with your 3 course meal for a couple of Drachmas.

Just in time for the hols........if they do exit bet we are all heading for Greece for our hols soon!

Might be "La" Maggs!

You really aren't sure what you get until you bite into stuff..........especially true at Lidl.

Not gonna 'hide' this in announcments.......its your meeting folks come along.

Welcome aboard Vagabond

Think you hit the nail on the head there Canny Lass!!!!!!!

Its here.........

Thought it was 42 GGG?

Any green fingers on here.........? 2015 Gardening competition poster 15.pdf

90 degrees now, just showing off Maggie?

I think that about sums it up GGG!

Just been to sort out where 6 are going, gonna keep the dogs company? ..........other councillors have another 8 to go but I'm not sure where to be honest. Black Path and the path beside the Chester Court Care home are two sites I'm pretty sure.

Yep but sometimes you get to bite the hand with the shovel in!

Paid to loose? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11596197/Ed-Balls-to-get-88000-golden-goodbye-as-former-MPs-are-handed-11.5m-taxpayer-payout.html

Thanks everyone for your well wishes, the job started last week! I have now got to go and sort litter bins out and concrete pads.........oh the glamour!

Wait for it Sym...............INDEPENDENT. No political party only people working to benefit the Town.

Thanks folks and of course I will let you all know the score. Been pretty hectic at work recently but it should start to ease off this week! Yes I am chair of the Town Council and because its a Town Council the chair is called a mayor. I have no doubt many on here will keep me on my toes!

THE ITALIAN WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year. So we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was Bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. She never did it around anyone else. One day she called me and asked me to come over. 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said "Before you commit your life to my sister". Well, I was in total shock, and I couldn't say a word She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said. "If you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me". I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lord And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Paulie, we are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son..' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

Happy birthdays.........as Foxy says.....

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