Malcolm Robinson

Jewellery Making workshops..........

Maggie knows how to PM.

Maggie, We were all going to meet once last year, when Brian was across from Aussie, but Keef1 heard he might have to get a round in so he pulled the meet! Most of that is true……

You know in some ways its good these people are so dammed incompetent otherwise.........

You got 'White Man's Magic' down there John?

This is the thin edge of the wedge! Some people have no common sense at all, too much time spent in their Ivory Towers! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9841370/Sharia-divorces-could-be-allowed-after-legal-ruling.html

Obviously we did Adam but Barrington Court didn't.

Nice thinking.................

If it was left too long and was almost out my old man used to throw some sugar onto the fire and put the bleeza up. Used to burn with some strange colours.

Lampposts are to good for these people!

The Netherlands have just nationalised the fourth-largest Dutch mortgage lender, SNS minutes before it imploded. French lender Credit Agricole announced a huge 2.7B Euro write down of balance sheet goodwill. The Monte dei Paschi di Siena bank is being shot a 3.9B Euro lifeline. And Deutsche Bank suffered a €2.2bn quarterly loss. Good job the EU is on the right path to recovery.

Commemorating 2012: To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a Collector's Edition of two small jugs ----------------------- 7 wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40 ------------------------ A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt ................ Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche... --------------------- Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots.... Your One Year Manufacturers Warranty Runs Out Soon ------------------- "ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY" and with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel!!! ------------------------- 2 Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They're both in hospital... one's in a korma… the other's got a dodgy tikka! ---------------------- The 100m final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in Brixton. You heard a gunshot followed by 8 black guys legging it! ---------------------------- In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead and anything else they could get their blooming hands on ------------------------------- Sailing results are in, GB took gold, USA took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from Weymouth

Read the article I posted, it was BUILT in Bedlington! Therefore the picture at the top can be dated almost exactly.

Bang on the button Orloff! http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2004/06/28/worker-puts-big-geordie-in-the-picture-72703-14373754/

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/page.cfm?objectid=14324102&method=full

Big Geordie was up at Butterwell wasn't it?

Me and wor lass are chalk'n on the bleeza all the time!

Is that Joe Kane on the left Maggie?

Getting ready to go to work.

Like the way you think Maggie!

Now you are being silly Maggie!

No not fracking but we are in line for gasification! Not sure which is the more dangerous?

Like it says on the box folks.......... Agenda 11th Feb 2013.pdf

Have these been on before.......... just been sent them by a Cornishman! A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?' 'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Newcastle United fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, why are you a Newcastle United fan?' 'Because my mum is a Newcastle United fan, and my dad is a Newcastle United fan, so I'm a Newcastle United fan too!' 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Newcastle United fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?' 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan. An Australian, an Irishman and a Geordie are in a bar. They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a bottle of Brown. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone.It's a miracle!' Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.' Jesus then approaches the Geordie who says, 'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit. A Geordie walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'. The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their Overseas holidays. The Salary package is £200,000 a year'. The Geordie said 'You're bullsh*tting me!' The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!' Police cordoned off Newcastle City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car. It later turned out to be a Tax Disc.