Malcolm Robinson

Dallas, Dynasty, Terrahawks, He-Man, Tom & Jerry, Dukes of Hazzard, Air Wolf, Blue Thunder, Rambo, Roadrunner & Will-e-Coyote, Daffy Duck and the A Team. Are we looking for a song that includes all that lot?

Picture is worth a thousand words........ Sorry about the poor editing!

Sun headlines for Sym and GGG! "George says the lights will go out in Europe again......." http://english.capital.gr/News.asp?id=1726055

The message came from France GGG, they don't just shoot them........... and very tasty they are too!

I yield to public opinion!

They are not running the Plate this year, it's too close to the Findus factory for spooking the runners.

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?" And that's the last thing I remember.

Flipping heck..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2175449/NHS-face-2m-compensation-orthopaedic-surgeon-botched-100-ops.html#axzz2KI9xP2BU

I thought you only got monkeys if you paid peanuts???? http://www.sheffieldnewsandsport.com/2013/02/06/ailing-rotherham-nhs-trust-lose-more-money/

About time someone asked the right question..... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9852897/Mid-Staffs-NHS-trust-Why-is-nobody-being-punished-for-this-disaster.html

NCC want responses to its Core Strategy. Click on the link and go to "Core Strategy Preferred Options consultation." This might suit insomniacs but it is important! http://www.northumberland.gov.uk/Default.aspx?page=3443#CoreStrategyPreferredOptionsConsultation

RBS has just been fined for its part in the LIBOR rates scandal. Wonder where they think that fine is going to be paid out of? They have said the bonus pool but in reality the tax payers have just been hit for another £400M+ . Who gets the fine.............HMG? So essentially apart from semantics nowts happened, no one has been locked up just a couple of bods in Barleys have taken early retirement.

STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... 10% discount for pensioners!

I figured out the chord sequence for the Casualty theme tune the other day..................... It's just A & E I had a really strange dream last night in which I just kept repeating, 'Hobbit, Hobbit, Hobbit!' My wife said I was Tolkien in my sleep Got my first Cage Fight at the weekend , That budgie wont know whats hit it My mate just hit me over the head with a power tool, one minute I was minding my own business then, Bosch! Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up My gran laughed when I told her I was going to make a car out of spaghetti.................She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta. My brother took being sent to Jail really badly!, Wouldn't eat or drink at first, swore and spat at anyone who came near him. ..............It was so bad in fact, we haven't played monopoly since .. Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife 43 who was looking for some hot action! So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy. My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit. After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy................................... Nothing. Sometimes you just can't win. I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door open for the young lady. 2 minutes later she said, Will you go away and shut the toilet door!! Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat, that's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month, time to change supplier I think. 2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes…. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.

Don't mess with the Judge! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfttKjMM8rQ&feature=player_embedded

Will you two stop talking Swahili!

Write about, I thought you were product testing!!!!

Recent job............ :lol:

Nothing like a woman's scorn................ http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21333624

I think he has Brett?

Driving to Morpeth this morning and the snow was flighting off the fields????

Safer Internet Day: http://www.saferinternet.org.uk/

Thought the same Brett. They did get people over from here on the last ones they did....... I wouldn't mind doing a couple myself!

Workshops programme 2013 at the Deputy's Kist.

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