Malcolm Robinson

What an absolute bar steward! If he is caught no doubt some points, maybe a fine and just possibly community service............... He should never be able to drive again, would anyone give a murderer a firearms license? If he had stopped................

Its a winding up order, which if I am correct means the creditor has run out of patience with the debtor and is looking to maybe get pence in the pound back.

I think the 'Generals' especailly in that War had a lot to answer for! I wouldn't have been shooting lads with Battle fatigue and handing out medals to people sitting in the warm 100's of miles behind the Front. Even now I would be stripping quite a few 'honours' away. The whole carnage and waste is testament to how cheap human life was considered then and a handful of clueless people playing soldiers with real men and women. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz0pGOESrBs

No but I think I know who did get one and who has my e-mail............

Sorry....... When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. PMS jokes aren't funny; period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. We're going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes. Velcro - what a rip off! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

Yes and all shot on the Salle de Sports of the local village that will have about 10% of the population of Bedlington! En colère, mois, jamais!

No I don't Brett but every so often for some reason it updates when I switch off?

Pretty sure I have seen that too ex B.

That's my machine gonna crash again then....................every Microsoft update!

Settle down with a coffee and watch the masters at work! http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=1_kwxzU4wL4&vq=medium

Dallas, Dynasty, Terrahawks, He-Man, Tom & Jerry, Dukes of Hazzard, Air Wolf, Blue Thunder, Rambo, Roadrunner & Will-e-Coyote, Daffy Duck and the A Team. Are we looking for a song that includes all that lot?

Welcome Les..

Picture is worth a thousand words........ Sorry about the poor editing!

Sun headlines for Sym and GGG! "George says the lights will go out in Europe again......." http://english.capital.gr/News.asp?id=1726055

The message came from France GGG, they don't just shoot them........... and very tasty they are too!

I yield to public opinion!

They are not running the Plate this year, it's too close to the Findus factory for spooking the runners.

I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar. Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland ?" One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!" So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland ?" And that's the last thing I remember.

Flipping heck..... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2175449/NHS-face-2m-compensation-orthopaedic-surgeon-botched-100-ops.html#axzz2KI9xP2BU

I thought you only got monkeys if you paid peanuts???? http://www.sheffieldnewsandsport.com/2013/02/06/ailing-rotherham-nhs-trust-lose-more-money/

About time someone asked the right question..... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9852897/Mid-Staffs-NHS-trust-Why-is-nobody-being-punished-for-this-disaster.html

NCC want responses to its Core Strategy. Click on the link and go to "Core Strategy Preferred Options consultation." This might suit insomniacs but it is important! http://www.northumberland.gov.uk/Default.aspx?page=3443#CoreStrategyPreferredOptionsConsultation

RBS has just been fined for its part in the LIBOR rates scandal. Wonder where they think that fine is going to be paid out of? They have said the bonus pool but in reality the tax payers have just been hit for another £400M+ . Who gets the fine.............HMG? So essentially apart from semantics nowts happened, no one has been locked up just a couple of bods in Barleys have taken early retirement.

STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... STOP PRESS............... 10% discount for pensioners!

I figured out the chord sequence for the Casualty theme tune the other day..................... It's just A & E I had a really strange dream last night in which I just kept repeating, 'Hobbit, Hobbit, Hobbit!' My wife said I was Tolkien in my sleep Got my first Cage Fight at the weekend , That budgie wont know whats hit it My mate just hit me over the head with a power tool, one minute I was minding my own business then, Bosch! Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up My gran laughed when I told her I was going to make a car out of spaghetti.................She wasn't laughing when I drove pasta. My brother took being sent to Jail really badly!, Wouldn't eat or drink at first, swore and spat at anyone who came near him. ..............It was so bad in fact, we haven't played monopoly since .. Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite – All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife 43 who was looking for some hot action! So I sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy. My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 5 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit. After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy................................... Nothing. Sometimes you just can't win. I thought I'd be a gentleman and hold the door open for the young lady. 2 minutes later she said, Will you go away and shut the toilet door!! Just had my water bill of £175 drop on my mat, that's a lot. Oxfam can supply a whole African village for just £2 a month, time to change supplier I think. 2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes…. I think they were Hovis Witnesses.