Pencil_Neck

Rip off

I hope this time the toilets are fixed

What

What the hell!! Speak english (if you understand) & not yibberish........and I pay taxes for this c*** How old is your granny? Denzil will be interested.

Hats off to CK, well done for getting it wet 3 times in the past 4 weeks. The fat lad is jealous......mind you, the congestion on the A19 is hell these days

Actually, New Years Eve was !*!@# New Years Day was rather good

Taking over the Sun Inn........don't be silly

You mean the 5th of March......

Think yer hard like? Well done by !*!@# those young !*!@#-bags

Kennedy has a booze problem, the toff sniffs coke & Blair licks Bush's !*!@# I say Denzil for PM

Oh, the rapier wit!!!!

£2.58 at the Spar for 8 cans of Ace

F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-at knacker

My prediction was a touch off......well done

I'm asking for a penis reduction Mrs PN is strongly against the idea

Damn......HornySams details got washed with the soiled under-garments I'm sure we can find other ladies of the night for you.......

Well you could go to the "Clayton Arms" & chat to a regular, 10 minutes later you're minus all teeth

As much chance as you shagging some bird the night......

4-1 to Arsenal

Nah.....give me a paper & a pint of best

!*!@# **g !*!@# dogs (fat ones at that) Love you guys really......!*!@#

Can't right now I'm afraid, got to empty my bins

You've seen nowt son, neighbours from hell, my mate had them bastards.

How's the Hornysam fund doing?

you've seen the upstairs in the Lion more than most. Something about older barmaids with you Mr Denzil, friggin GILF hunter