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That online auction site that is in no way as good as Free Bedlington.co.uk Classifieds Link Quite the collection and that will fetch some guaranteed.

Took me about 4 goes. Did have to sit and think about it though.

Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that even though he's happy in Manchester he does Miss Wales occasionally

I get altitude sickness, I don't think I would ever be able to get out of Consett

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Okay I stole the thread title from elsewhere without thinking about it!! Shaddap

We go to Herons Freezer shop in Ashtoon for biscwits and general rubbish for the bairns cupboard but use Laidlers in Delaval for our fruit and veg. Loads of the stuff is locally sourced and cheap as chips. Currently got cucumbers, courgettes, tomatoes, strawberries and got some potatoes and onions on the way in the back garden too. Even if it saves us a little bit a week by using the home stuff it's better than giving it to Wal Mart.

We have been boycotting Asda for sometime now, still have to go in for certain things but our main shop is done locally so that money is going to local producers for nicer food. Up the revolution and all that.

You may have a point there.

What I would like to know is how they are managing to start it on a Saturday 19th May.

Happy birthday squire. Have a good one.

Which, given the following assumptions. The payment for a house is £238,874 (the current asking price average according to Rightmove.co.uk) The car costs £25,000 and everyone would be driving chinese built MG's!! The univesity fees remain unchanged at £9000 a year for a 3 year course and they take a pension of £25,000 above their statutory requirement of £5200 a year on booze and fags. See's them quite happily through until they reach the age of 76 before they get into debt.

Yeah it is an excellent series and apparently the date for the second series has been brought forward from October to July Movies Online - Walking Dead Season 2 coming July I watched the american broadcasts and the channel 5 show and unfortunately there are small portions missing on the channel 5 episodes, nothing major but enough to make you notice that there were bits missing, like when the motor home broke down and they dropped the infected person off at the tree. There was a bit where one of the characters drove away to find something to fix the motor home so in the 5 version it looked like they broke down, dropped the infected bloke off and then left without fixing the vehicle. I am pedantic when watching films, programmes

I flicked it on for Caged the Elephant on Saturday then resorted to my own music as it got tedious and annoying. Not many acts that I would have liked to have seen to be honest.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS: We both do. ATTORNEY: Voodoo? WITNESS: We do. ATTORNEY: You do? WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you !*!@# me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS : Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Are you wanting specifically about Bedlington job centre or other job centres included.

Will any of this work be going on at a weekend John. Afraid I'm not around much during the week but more than willing to participate at the weekend when not at work. Tuesday May 17th provisionally booked also.

Good luck with the new job mate, was out of work for bloody ages not too long ago and it's so demoralising. I also know what you mean about the Job Centre not being the most helpful of people but if you look at it from their angle and the people that they have to deal with on a daily basis (not jobseekers, the people who are going in just so they can get their money and have no intent on looking for a job). Can be quite patronising. Just in time for summer :-)

osama was just the fall guy, a figurehead for americas hate. in reality he only has a small band of 'warriors'. Plenty more people who believe in the same ideals. Extremists aren't just going to give up because they have lost him, it's not a vampire story where everyone changes back if you take out the head vampire. Bet the Americans are pleased that they got him, if we had got him we would have put him in Belmarsh, worried about his human rights and apologised to Pakistan for trespassing... Nice to see that the conspirisists are already on the case too. Can't say that I'm happy he's dead to be honest but it will give closure for alot of families that have been directly affected with the loss of loved ones. I'm going to remain undecided about my thoughts on this until more details have been revealed.

Thanks folks, turns out I was violently ill with some 24 hour bug the night of my birthday so just tucking into some cidre now :-)

Thankyou all, I shall be investing my birthday money into a somerset company that presses apples to make some delightful drinks.