Brett

I took a dyslexic bird home the other day she ended up cooking my sock.

welcome to the site Very kind promtional offer and we do need lots of work doing in the house but a shame that we're skint until approximately 2013

welcome to the site You using ancestry to trace your family tree? Been thinking about doing this myself but wasn't to sure how useful the site would be.

Roses are red A.D.D is green Look a butterfly.. Pillow fight!!

I like to play with them for a little bit, depends what kind of day I have had. Currently don't have a house phone due to dodgy builders, electricians and extensions all combined but don't get any since moving house and having a new line installed.

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby. ======================================= A man goes to a doctor.."I am addicted to Twitter", he says....Doctor says: "I am sorry, I dont follow you"....” boom tish .................. ======================================= My friends say I'm too patronising... ... (that's when you talk down to someone in a condescending way, as if they're really stupid).

I'm liking the change to Torres's old chant at Anfield...did make me laugh Fernando proved his not a Red,torres Torres!! the Money went straight to his head Torres Torres!! go to Chelsea,ruin Your life,we hope John Terry !*!@# your wife.

Because they want nice people to play for the national team. Nice people who don't get into trouble and smile alot. Bringing the nation into disrepute in an international competition would cost money in unavoidable fines. This was said after the world cup too. I went and took the dogs out at half time and missed the goals....oops. Couldn't believe it when I got back and seen the result on Sky Sports News. Was eagerly awaiting MOTD after that. Granted there was some dubious linesman/womanship. Leon Best had a goal disallowed when he was clearly being played onside by Rosicky. Williamson going down in the box was given a bit easily too but I am definitely not complaining!! Mrs Brettly told me that Barton was in a scuffle to which I replied that he probably started it Pleased we came back and gave them a run for their money and also that Sunderland got beat. Ameobi is supposedly looking at 6 months now so Ranger & Best are going to have to pull their socks up and Ranger did look promising yesterday when he came on but constant graft is needed. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6732975,00.html

It's going to be used to get Ashley's head above water for him selling the club of course. Well thats what I personally think he's waiting for....hence the lack of funds available so far. A fraction of that will be available in the summer if we can wait that long. Rumours for Elmander from Bolton would be good but don't think he would appreciate the lack of support from the middle of the park either. We need a full on grafter or a better all round team. Neither of these things are going to come over the next few years let alone overnight so a long hard slog ahead is forecast. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3487 http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=3492

BREAKING NEWS fernando torres deal with chelsea has fallen through due to john terry not agreeing personal terms with torres"s mrs

Gutted he's gone but for that sort of money they would be daft to let him go. After all we have got Stephen Ireland Ireland and barton in the middle with routledge and guttierez on the wings. Nolan supporting either Ranger, Best or Ameobi up front. Ameobi will have to swap his boots over and start kicking straight. It was announcedin the Journal t'other week that Ranger was committed to scoring goals for the Toon so he just needs to pull his socks up and have a good go. After all he appears to put more effort in that Ameobi but doesn't get a game. Don't think Best has a hat-trick in him every game but we need some commitment from all of the players and leave Perch on the bench and we should be fine.

On the subject of the hydrogen fuel cells however, I didn't realise that they had distributed cars to people. Im guessing that the unit & retail cost of the cells is too high at the moment and it will just be time that determines when the price comes down like any technology. I had a quick 15 minute search about after posting yesterday and although the Honda's aren't the most amazing looking cars it is definitely the way forward. Marty McFly clearly had it all wrong when he thought about hovering cars....

I didn't say that you did! I was mainly making the same comparison as you. The fuel companies and the government don't want alternative sources of bio-diesels & fuels due to the taxation on current fuels just like the pharmaceuticals companies don't want alternative medicines available as if people started using cheaper alternatives then they wouldn't make any money.

Weren't Honda leading the forefront in researching Hydrogen fuel cells, only issue they had the trouble with was actually harnassing it due to the flammability of Hydrogen. BBC article Mrs Brettly practices complimentary and alternative therapies and at the moment they are attempting to pass laws against the use & purchase of (predominently chinese) herbal medicines unless you are a registered homeopath etc. A way of controlling how many people can obtain and use alternative medicines. They seem to forget the fact that these medicines originated from our ancesters who experimented with natural remedies. If you start getting into the whole "Big Pharma" argument it's a whole new can of worms however.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i've got alzheimers, cheese on toast.

bloody hell, thats rather thin. Can see some huge benefits of that in phones and othere devices and would look rather sleek and prevent screen cracks i would presume.

The above Jonny & Lucy supported The Unthanks on their tour last year

Was looking at these the other day as the girly has just got a £150 grant from the OU for computer resources but didn't really meet the requirements and getting a laptop instead. Tesco Direct have got some okay deals on at the minute. She was determined to get an iPad but I managed to talk her round to get more for her money.

Me and the girly have been right getting into our folk music recently, attended the Green Man Festival in the Brecon Beacons, Wales in August and had an excellent relaxed time for a muddy festival. Small intimate and everyone so friendly. Went to the Sage last weekend and seen The Smoke Fairies. They were good but the two supporting acts were better in my opinion. Jonny Kearney & Lucy Farrell - http://www.jonnyandlucy.com/ Sensational and interacted with the crowd nicely. Will be attending the Sage over the next couple of months for a few other events. Worth checking out for anyone who likes something a bit different.

welcome to the site cgcookie

I think Andy Gray and Richard Keys should be sacked after their ignorant, sexist comments on TV. Sky Sports should set an example and give their jobs to female presenters. Preferably ones with really big :censored:. Following the controversial comments made by Andy Gray and Richard Keys on having a woman lines man, it's now being heard that the female lines 'woman' in question was very upset even before kick off...When she discovered that the referee and the other lines man were wearing the same outfit as her. Andy Gray and Richard Keys, in trouble for offending women referee assistants. I can't agree more, the only line a women should be near if she is putting my washing on it. Following Andy Gray's sacking by Sky for "unacceptable and offensive behaviour" Sky's touchline reporter Andy Burton has been suspended for referring to 25-year-old assistant referee Massey as "a bit of a looker" during an off-air chat with Gray. The reasons for Burton's suspension were "questionable taste and dodgy eyesight". For sale: Giant iPad-like table for sale. Connects to TV via HDMI cable. Great for watching football highlights on and analyzing them slowly and methodically when everyone else just wants to see the goals. Contact Andy Gray. The lineswoman's a !*!@# !... or at least that's what I like to think I'm glad to see the FA is standing behind the female assistant referee Sian Massey. That way they can look over her shoulder and tell her when to put the pretty flag up.

brettly86 - Not on alot and only really play on MW2 really.

You've obviously fixed it

"Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them. Pascal is no where to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to a side. Einstein says "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says "No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"