Brett

It used to be a massive event where pubs throughout the north east used to collect donated easter eggs on the route and the bikers would stop at each pub and collect the eggs on the way often going through seaton sluice to the Melton Constable and stop at the church along the south beach road and so on. Always a really good day out and attracted hundreds from all over. Seen an advert in the Ashington Extra for it but wasn't sure if it was the same organisers with the route being different.

Surely this can be more contained that what Cherynobl was though??? Still think the media hype about the whole situation has made people think that the effects of nuclear energy are devastating. The BBC reports were rediculous about it.

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I for one would not be travelling to the depot in Gateshead to pick anything up! Just use private delivery for the extra £2.49, cheaper than the petrol....

* Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar And stared up at the TV. * *The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story Of a man on the ledge of a large building Preparing to jump.* *The blonde looked at Bob****and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" * *Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."* *The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."* *Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, "You're on!" *Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The man on the ledge Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death.* *The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her £20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." *Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump." * *The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again." * *Bob took the money.*

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20110312/earthquake-shifted-island-110312/

Hover over to see before and after shots.... http://www.abc.net.au/news/events/japan-quake-2011/beforeafter.htm

hmmmmm trust the scientists

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/japan-tsunami-earthquake http://geofon.gfz-potsdam.de/db/eqinfo.php

more warnings for the phillipines and hawaii as well. Anyone would think that the earth was trying to fight back at the minute.

An elephant, an ostrich and a crocodile stop a bloke in the street. The crocodile pulls out a police badge and says, "We have reason to believe you are carrying substances of an hallucinogenic nature, Sir."

Welcome to the site Cherry and good luck with the business. I would definitely be interested in the service but it would be pretty dependant on the vegetables and fruit that is available. Is the fruit and vegetable available as an organic range or are they just locally produced? We tend to buy alot of organic produce but struggle alot to balance the produce with the price and sometimes can't justify organic produce but if this was available at a competitive rate then definitely would consider the service with a fortnightly/weekly delivery. Once again all the best for the business as I know there is a kind of niche for this as more and more people are getting into homegrown and locally sourced produce with things getting as expensive as they are. Brett

Two Radical Arabs boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.' As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in my shoes and me pxxxxxg in your cokes?'

I took a dyslexic bird home the other day she ended up cooking my sock.

welcome to the site Very kind promtional offer and we do need lots of work doing in the house but a shame that we're skint until approximately 2013

welcome to the site You using ancestry to trace your family tree? Been thinking about doing this myself but wasn't to sure how useful the site would be.

Roses are red A.D.D is green Look a butterfly.. Pillow fight!!

I like to play with them for a little bit, depends what kind of day I have had. Currently don't have a house phone due to dodgy builders, electricians and extensions all combined but don't get any since moving house and having a new line installed.

Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby. ======================================= A man goes to a doctor.."I am addicted to Twitter", he says....Doctor says: "I am sorry, I dont follow you"....” boom tish .................. ======================================= My friends say I'm too patronising... ... (that's when you talk down to someone in a condescending way, as if they're really stupid).

I'm liking the change to Torres's old chant at Anfield...did make me laugh Fernando proved his not a Red,torres Torres!! the Money went straight to his head Torres Torres!! go to Chelsea,ruin Your life,we hope John Terry !*!@# your wife.

Because they want nice people to play for the national team. Nice people who don't get into trouble and smile alot. Bringing the nation into disrepute in an international competition would cost money in unavoidable fines. This was said after the world cup too. I went and took the dogs out at half time and missed the goals....oops. Couldn't believe it when I got back and seen the result on Sky Sports News. Was eagerly awaiting MOTD after that. Granted there was some dubious linesman/womanship. Leon Best had a goal disallowed when he was clearly being played onside by Rosicky. Williamson going down in the box was given a bit easily too but I am definitely not complaining!! Mrs Brettly told me that Barton was in a scuffle to which I replied that he probably started it Pleased we came back and gave them a run for their money and also that Sunderland got beat. Ameobi is supposedly looking at 6 months now so Ranger & Best are going to have to pull their socks up and Ranger did look promising yesterday when he came on but constant graft is needed. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6732975,00.html