Dave

kiwi's treat there sheep like people and care for them! austrailians just shag em!

Judge listens to the evidence, then disregards it all and decides what the hell he likes based on how he feels that day.

Innocent, Honest person goes to jail because they told the truth, under caution, and was convicted because they were the only ones stupid enough to admit to any part in it, therefore it must have all been their fault.

Police go to pub, celebrating their 'victory' and the extra points they have to show the government what a good job they are doing.

Its all ****** wrong, and i for one am sick of it. I think i'll move to France.

So,this "honest" person who told the truth (under caution) was convicted because he admitted a part in it? He was hardly innocent then

I would say it must have been his fault too

Did he get tazered?

It`s been reported on the news that the police are to be equiped with electronic taser weapons.

It is argued that tasers provide a non-lethal way to detain violent and potentially violent criminals. They incapacipate people by firing electric charges into their body, but is said to do no lasting damage. Even the threat of taser deployment can calm many situations.

However, opponents of taser use have previously argued that such weapons can indeed cause significant health problems. Amnesty International says they are "inhumane" and has documented 245 deaths as a result of taser use.

What do YOU think?

I think some drunken idiots will go out and cause trouble to GET tasered so they can brag to thier mates... So if was a copper in those situations i'd accidentally aim for the eyes... or !*!@# ... then get my night stick out to finish them off

i would be nice to have a decent supermarket in bedlington!

anyway hopefully they'll put somerfield out of business as its over priced and grotty!!!!

No they've bought both places , I heard its becoming a large Tescos

If it was true that Tesco was going to open up a store in Bedlington, it would have been in the papers and everyone would know about it.

But if it did happen, it wouldnt be a big store, it would just be a corner shop type Tesco.

Its true, and theyve bought the co op next door... better than ASDAs I reckon!!!

The land is supposed to stand for 20yrs before building on it,don't quite think it stood that long,maybe 6 months is W.D.C's equivalant of 20yrs :lol:

this is what it used to looked like before the bulldozers went in... thats my old hound on the right

Harsh, but maybe some truth there...

the 'i wont be touched coz i'm too young' colture needs to stop.

I'm sure the dad thought it was pretty harsh when the first brick trudded into his head. Harsh MY !*!@# these little bastards needed whipping from the time they first played up, then you wouldn't have the bother around now. If these kids were brought up in a more Masculine enviroment they wouldnt be such pricks. I blame all this left wing !*!@#.... lets treat them all the same !*!@#... males females etc ... boys are murdering little bastards as soon as they hit 5-6 ...if not controlled thats what they remain!

Kids today .... as young as ten when the crime was commited . ... stoning a dad to death while he was playing cricket with his sons.... bubbling in court today when found guilty with their parents ... tho during in the trial messing about and getting their heads down during the procedings. The little darlings are now going to jail... maybe the parents should be crying for their own uselesness in controlling their kids ... but i doubt it... they will no doubt flogging their stories to some rag as soon as the vermin are locked up... but i think they should be (locked up) ..that'd wipe the tears from their eyes .. and i guess they'd wished they terrorised their little darlings earlier like the dogs they were!!!!

I just had a go of this,http://morph.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk//transformer/ you just upload a photo of someone and then you can change them into a choice of different nationalities or baby,drunk,or a monkey etc..i`ve used a Robbie Williams photo to show you how it works..

Robbie as he is..

an older version

monkey features

Who`ll be brave enough to show their own photo?

that monkey faced !*!@# doesnt need the treatment.. ones as bad as the other

In the news that loads of Brits are buggering off abroad .. where would u go and why would you leave... I'd stay I reckon but if i had to choose it would be Canada

What?

He actually died from straining to hard for a !*!@#?

yes

what happened like did his heed pop with the strain!

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His straining actually cut of the blood supply to his heart.... I saw it on another elvis Doc programme... all i can say is dont eat to many penuts or pizza doe... He was a good singer .. better than any singer these days by about a million percent

Some old woman died from food poisoning from eating meat from Morrisons... and loads of people are ill.

It's not the first time the place has been in bother over rank food either.

I always thought that place had a funny smell to it!

only for viewers in scotland

Who was shot in the napper?

I was on about those pair that got 23 years each for torturing their bairn to death today..... better off giving them a bullet each

Do you mean the Death Sentence Dave?

I was listening to the news on the radio at 6 and most of it was grim, some of it really horrible and sickening. Sometimes I think that some people deserve it... but then I think maybe death is only the quick way out and that they should be made to live out their punishment. Then I think well, prison inst really a punishment these days anyway... so I don't know.

Prisons should be made to be hell on earth I think.

Shot in the napper and kicked in the sea

After watching the news tonight, I wish we still the option in this country

Nice thought! Pity US reality gets in the way. When we went to visit our kids in Ontario, my wife and I decided to cross the border into New York state. This is only about a hundred KM or so from Oakville, Ontario.

When I made Hotel reservations at the automobile association, I decided to take out a few days health insurance, what with the exorbitant US doctors and hospital fees. Bad move, and very good move!

When I completed the questionaire, the lady read it and turned white.

You can't cross with your health record, she exclaimed. It seems that there is some kind of points level, at which the insurnace company cut you off as uninsurable.

And with four separate potentially fatal conditions in my answers, I was not the healthy, profitable candidate the company longs for. She talked to her manager, said manager officially declared me uninsurable, and personally begged not to risk crossing into any US territory. She assured me that US care, especially with my plethora of pre-existing conditions would amount to enormous amounts of money, in no time at all.

I hadn't even thought of it, let alone worried about the cost of any type of health costs in the US.

In the end, my wife went across on her own, returning the next morning, and we spent a more reasonable amount of dollars in Ontario and New Brunswick. The loss of the US health system was our gain.

While I was in the CAA office, I decided to ask the inevitable question. Yes, she replied, I could probably obtain health insurance to visit the UK. But no, she did not think that it would by any means affordable. So it seems that I will not be going home, ever!

Thanks for the thought though!

Regards, Joe

Aye the NHS is a great thing really

Twisty-arsed college rock. Avoid it people.

Its all there in the name .. i dont even need to hear it

p*** it all away - puddle of mudd

muddy waters - catfish blues

the german! to easy

how many fingers am I holding up?

This puzzle is easy to google the answer for , but working it out is good even if you know the answer

FACTS:

1. There are 5 houses in 5 different colours.

2. In each house lives a person with a different nationality.

3. These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigarette and keep a certain pet.

4. No owners have the same pet, brand of cigaratte, or drink.

CLUES:

1. The Brit lives in a red house

2. The Swede keeps a dog

3. The Dane drinks tea

4. The green house is on the left of the white house.

5. The green house owner drinks coffee.

6. The person who smokes Pall Mall keeps birds.

7. The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.

8. The man living in the house right in the center drinks milk

9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.

10. The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats

11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill

12. The owner who smokes Camel drinks beer

13. The German smokes Marlborough.

14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house

15. The man who smokes Blend has a neighbour who drinks water.

The question is, who keeps the fish?

yeah what is all this toffee about

Ive loved smoking , but i've given up dozens of times. I was only addicted 1 or 2 times when i was a young en, I usually start everytime I go out in the field as it passes the time away and I love it . However I always packed it in when i got back to normality.

I think its an outdoor activity , smoking that is. And now it is i suppose

Never did get an answer tho!

Amazing how many people say 48¼ tho....

Its easy , half of 99 is 49 1/2 so add an extra 1/4 and there you have it 49 3/4 taaadaaa