Dave

I like Myleene Klass. I think she's alright.

is klass class?

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Exactly Dave!

I mean, who actually gives a toss what anyone says on a forum somewhere on the internet? I mean who actually gets themselves pissed and worked up into a right state, showing themselves up just because... because... what is Pencil_Neck upset about anyway?

Like my sword?

aye its alreet ... just seen im terrier ..

well i think it all comes down to moral standards .. everyones is different and thats what makes the world go round ... I must be a bit backwards in my moral views if what i see on TV these days is any standard... what does everyone else think??

Churchill couldn't escape from being an Imperialist at heart, he was devoted to the notion of Empire (and all it represented). He did, however, often reveal - in domestic legislation - a progressive streak (Social Security, etc.) Shamefully, he wasn't too keen on the emanicipation of women. An amazingly complex guy who was very much of his time and certainly what was needed to thwart the Nazi hoards - yes, a great War leader. Greatest ever Britain ... on balance ... Yes!

here here

like a giant !*!@#

Dave, Dave, Dave ... the tract was meant to be a metaphor (clumsy, maybe!) to explain how all healthy communities contain a diverse mixture of views and beliefs (however repellent some of those may be) - it was not to be taken literally.

Well thats a relief ...

Being branded a sexcase i think might be a reason not to visit anymore.. also its become quite dull

Sitting in the sunshine, sipping my Pimms, and watching the wee beasties flitting around the water, I got to thinking that my garden pond was very much like this forum ....

Mr threegee, the pond's custodian, had created a wonderful environment for all forms of wildlife to thrive and co-exist. There is the wise old owl (lets call him Joe) perched on an overhanging Maple bough wistfully surveying all below and dreaming of what the pond used to be like when he was a chick. Then there's the two graceful Grey Herons (perhaps we could call them Colonel and Symptoms) watching with beady-eye and razor-sharp beaks, water rippling arounds their feet, poised to feast on morsels drifting up from the dark depths below. A diverse range of other attractive creatures also share this place (missvic, Mrs Pencilneck and many others) contributing to the rich mix that makes this a beautiful spot to visit.

There is, however, a dark side to this idyll; the menace that slithers through the primordial soup at the lowest reaches of this place. Barely formed creatures, monster-like in appearance, drag their wizened bodies through the slime, spewing foul odours and disgusting bile from their mouth parts. Much to their confusion, the graceful Herons occasionally see signs of ambition flickering within these the bitter and twisted forms. Could it be that a graceful Dragonfly will emerge and soar majestically on the wing, impressing all those who witness the start of a meaningful life of contribution and wisdom around the pond. The Herons hope so! Danger lurks however ... the metamorphosis into this dapperly uniformed creature could fail, it could mutate into a belligerent beast who readily attacks the occasional, brightly coloured migrants who visit the pond for respite. The horrors visited on the local creatures by these malevolent beasts fade when compared to what awaits the innocent creatures standing in the way of the September migration through Poland and beyond.

So bedlingtons a pond and you eat frogs ... right o

Too white...what about a picture of bedlington in the background

I love it, I love it! Monsta'll be bleating-on about the 'good old Queen Mum' next. How she was the glue that held 'Dear Old Blighty' together during the last spot of bother. Conned, like most of the population, that the old girl was somehow our secret weapon against the Hun. Nonesense, of course; the gin-soaked old hag was living the life of luxury, gorging on black-market goods, whilst the rest of the population had to go without. Should have been strung-up alongside Lord Haw-Haw.

well you know what .. if you hate it that much theres always the airport marra.. fill ur boots

She must be hopping mad!

aye... shes only got one leg

what browser do you use? is it fire fox?

for that matter what operating system do you use? xp i bet! if so have you tried system restore point? if you use a mac shame on you!!!!

Well im on AOL use XP and the browser that works is firefox. but MSN wont work .. which is really annoying the missus

Can anyone help... my pc has lost its settings due to a power out during shutting down. Now MSN messenger wont work and lots of other programs like my Mcafee virus go wierd when doing updates, plus youtube wont start unless i use another browser. Anyone know how to get settings back? or return internet settings . I think its in that area but im not sure.. thanks

Which pub do you frequent the most?

Also, what pub do you tend to avoid?

The North .... avoid the Lion and the tavern

And the parrot says....

The barman says ' Where did you get that from ? '

A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder ... if you dont know the rest you should get out more

3300 US dead in iraq http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/world/4717212.html

Eat British, that way you know what your getting.

Aye...I like a good old english lasagne or kebab every now and again

I cant believe its happened again, how many times does this have to happen before laws on guns are tightened in America?

BBC Report

30,000 people die every year in America from gunshot wounds.

"Police SWAT teams now regularly visit American schools to teach students how to react to a shooting - testament to their unhappy status as one of the country's prime killing grounds."

(Timeline: US shotting Sprees)

Imagine that, sending your kid to school knowing that today, they'd be getting lessons on how to survive a gunman.

Its sad.

I cant believe its happened again

I can .. they're mad .. well at least the ones with the automatic weapons are.

Ha Ha you cannit go around cattle prodding dogs,anyway,for what its worth,i think dog owners are fully responsible for their dogs..it`s a bit like kids really,if you train them properly and teach them right from wrong at an early age,they`ll turn out ok

As oz from auf pet says ... dogs are like kids .. youve gotta terrorize the little bastrds when the're young so you get no jip from them when the're older... but that might have been the other way round

I saw a lad carrying his bedding through bedlington on wednesday last week ..looked a young lad .. was going down the bank towards the band stand ... 40 mins later saw him again getting his head down in the bus stop outside the chesters ...wasnt trying to flog anyone magazines so thats a positive in my book .. just a drifter i suppose .. well now its logged on .co.uk

By the way they were looking i reckon there working out a new road lay out , simplifing the malfunction juntion x road at that point - especially the way up passed the church

ASDAs food is cheap horrible tasting !*!@# ... their meat is tough as F-** like eating boots .... ASDA is WalMart ( the evil oppressive face of mass globalisation from the US ).. Ive heard to work there youve got to sing the ASDA happy song at the end of the interview before they take you on... and tap your !*!@# like a !*!@#