Denzel
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Everything posted by Denzel
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Yes. One is not amused.
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Barlass is a bit of a fox.
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Idea For New Section/addition To 'taken Today'
Denzel replied to Mr Darn's topic in Talk of the Town
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Get it doon ya neck bonny lad!
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Nah, stupid sods told me I hadn't given them the go-ahead to do the work when I rang them on Monday. I was most annoyed at this revelation so said to the bloke, 'course I didn't give you the go-ahead, I had it sent there so you could look after it for me'.
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Did the dog get stuck to a lamp-post then?
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Chips and gravy with duck? Hoy it in the over for a few hours then just hack it to bits with a fork man. Lovely stuff.
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Well you don't want Bedlington's finest alcoholic to spend Christmas on their own do you? Serve them some foaming ales and keep them company. They'll all be wearing their Santy tracksuits.
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A belated happy birthday from me to everyone's favourite uncle, wor Pete.
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Why ambassador, with this scampi you are really spoiling us.
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Down with the Market Tavern! Authoritarian didacts - we'll overthrow you!
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Meals?! The paraffins who drink in there are only interested in chips.
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GGG is my hero.
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Speaking from experience?!
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Change it then.
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I'm sure she's apoplectic.
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Punk rock!
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Yeah sorry, it's a race I'll never win.
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Just ring Ocean Palace - at least then you haven't got to pluck and gut the little !*!@# . I hate doing that.
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Fine by me, I'll have a Babycham.
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Howay Norma, get the beers in pet.
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Yeah, I'll try and die before you do.
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Tighter than a duck's !*!@# !
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I wish I'd been out on the pop. Get the beers in Norma.
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There's only room for one comatose member on here.