Denzel
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Everything posted by Denzel
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Swanalla's sense of humour? That's an oxymoron if ever I heard one.
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We'll buy the Mystery Machine off your lass if it's on offer?
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My oral skills are second to none.
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Let's face it Allan, you'd know all about horse !*!@#, you talk enough of it.
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Who he?
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The trip was going swimmingly until 1.15pm on Saturday when the cam-belt on the Custard Pie gave up the ghost 3 miles from my destination - £300 or so to fix it and I've got to go and pick the !*!@# up. Then I've got to sell it!
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It was my last menage a trois.
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Yep, the dogging mobile.
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Sweary Mary?
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If I'd been with you, it would have been worth it.
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!*!@# , I missed Maiden England again!
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Can we keep the noise down please?
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Basically Joe, the firm is launching a new product within the UK, so I'm in charge of it.
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He's a dorty ape.
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She's very special to me.
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She wears gloves anyway.
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Driving to Derby tomorrow so may just have a cheeky couple.
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UK Brand Manager! Read it and weep, fat boys.
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Pete, that's a shocking thing to say!
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Stamina - a man of your advancing years may struggle with such a fine young filly!
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If I played it'd be the biggest comeback since Lazarus.
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I think she likes being double-bassed.
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She's the girl of my dreams.
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Big Marv?
