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  1. Denzel
    Kids these days man Pete, bliddy sex mad. I blame that Fran Summers, or whatever she's called.
  2. Denzel
    Shut ya face man, you bliddy gonk.
  3. Denzel
    Well you seemed to enjoy it!
  4. Denzel
    Some friend you are, not even bothering to enquire as to how she was at the time. Disappointed.
  5. Denzel
    Will you be bringing Chorlton the friendly dragon too?!
  6. Denzel
    Check your toilet seats for Redbacks people; I suspect Brian is after us.
  7. Denzel
    Meaning what exactly?
  8. Denzel
    Close to what?!
  9. Denzel
    It was our dogging debut. Damn good fun it was too.
  10. Denzel
    Do you mean the sort of publication that spotty loppers buy in emporia such as Forbidden Planet?
  11. Denzel
    Bedlington Bears position as the forum's leaders in strategic product placement is under threat.
  12. Denzel
    Now there's a thought, I'll bring the tartan rug.
  13. Denzel
    Looks like you'll need some new nippers for your kindergarten so you can pay the bill - cue new advertising campaign on here.
  14. Denzel
    Chelsea away on Wednesday oh mighty soothsayer. What do you predict?
  15. Denzel
    I found that earring you lost - it was under the back seat. Same time tonight?
  16. Denzel
    It's nudging 90 degrees Fahrenheit and the sun is cracking the pavements. Be sure to bring your shorts with you.
  17. Denzel
    Caution, blowing of own trumpet in progress.
  18. Denzel
    Can you get me some pegs and some sprigs of heather? You can tarmac my driveway while you're at it.
  19. Denzel
    I'd like to see a cavy playing Tetris.
  20. Denzel
    He would if we made him cross.
  21. Denzel
    Twisty-arsed left-wing rap/rock has never been so unappealing.
  22. Denzel
    Our wonderful town gets a mention in Harry Pearson's North Country Fair.
  23. Denzel
    You Eengleesh - you is crazy peoples.
  24. Denzel
    They're in there almost as much as you.
  25. Denzel
    Barlass does it for me.
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