Denzel
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I think they often enjoy Terry Pratchett novels too. And listen to My Chemical Romance.
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I've always been willing to look after my friends Miss Vic! And I'm always nice to you Barlass - still owe you a birthday pint.
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You had me worn down to a wick.
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You said you were coming to mine.
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Aye, she's in and out like Mantovani's elbow.
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Aye you looked damn good - I'll email the photographs later.
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Nowt wrang with frog's legs Pete. Especially those belonging to Vanessa Paradis.
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Kids these days man Pete, bliddy sex mad. I blame that Fran Summers, or whatever she's called.
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Shut ya face man, you bliddy gonk.
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Well you seemed to enjoy it!
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Some friend you are, not even bothering to enquire as to how she was at the time. Disappointed.
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Will you be bringing Chorlton the friendly dragon too?!
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Check your toilet seats for Redbacks people; I suspect Brian is after us.
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Meaning what exactly?
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It was our dogging debut. Damn good fun it was too.
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Do you mean the sort of publication that spotty loppers buy in emporia such as Forbidden Planet?
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Bedlington Bears position as the forum's leaders in strategic product placement is under threat.
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Now there's a thought, I'll bring the tartan rug.
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Looks like you'll need some new nippers for your kindergarten so you can pay the bill - cue new advertising campaign on here.
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Chelsea away on Wednesday oh mighty soothsayer. What do you predict?
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I found that earring you lost - it was under the back seat. Same time tonight?
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It's nudging 90 degrees Fahrenheit and the sun is cracking the pavements. Be sure to bring your shorts with you.
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Caution, blowing of own trumpet in progress.
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Can you get me some pegs and some sprigs of heather? You can tarmac my driveway while you're at it.
