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  1. Denzel
    I better get the back seat cleaned, it's hacky now.
  2. Denzel
    Are you referring to an 'artistic', probably Scandinavian, movie?
  3. Denzel
    Well I'd imagine the Colonel and I will go for some celebratory drinks, before being joined by some of our 'other' friends, resplendent with their respective lasses.
  4. Denzel
    I thought she played his banjo?
  5. Denzel
    Her Royal Highness, Mrs Elizabeth Babcock, would like it to be known that she never pardons as she never breaks wind.
  6. Denzel
    I'd like to be the first person to support you in your new job Ms Hair, so can I have a Big Mac and fries please.
  7. Denzel
    Aye, you're the best.
  8. Denzel
    Worked for Les Dawson.
  9. Denzel

    How?

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    Do I post a pic on here from my phone?
  10. Denzel
    Aye. And she makes croissants for breakfast.
  11. Denzel
    Pete's been on the Tipp-Ex again!
  12. Denzel
    I did try one once - bloody awful stuff.
  13. Denzel
    Turkey and a leg of lamb apparently. The witch changed her mind about doing Beef Wellington due to the Crafty Cockney's protestations. Tequila breakfast again?
  14. Denzel
    Cue sound of frying pan landing on the back of Pete's napper.
  15. Denzel
    So is her other sister, Indian.
  16. Denzel
    Do not enter the dunny unless armed with a rolled up newspaper.
  17. Denzel
    Would you care to quantify that?
  18. Denzel
    Nice to see some roadworks just outside the Ridge Farm now as well. Superb planning. Sort it out Wansbeck Council bods.
  19. Denzel
    I think they often enjoy Terry Pratchett novels too. And listen to My Chemical Romance.
  20. Denzel
    I've always been willing to look after my friends Miss Vic! And I'm always nice to you Barlass - still owe you a birthday pint.
  21. Denzel
    You had me worn down to a wick.
  22. Denzel
    You said you were coming to mine.
  23. Denzel
    Aye, she's in and out like Mantovani's elbow.
  24. Denzel
    Aye you looked damn good - I'll email the photographs later.
  25. Denzel
    Nowt wrang with frog's legs Pete. Especially those belonging to Vanessa Paradis.
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