Denzel

Ah the traditional method!

And give Pete some advice on predicting Newcastle scores!

Ouch. Won't get anything until just before game kicks off Pete.

Yep, a raggered trousered philanthropist.

It's really clever how they've shrunk the guy next to the rabbit.

All part of the service Pete!

I think the Colonel has a point there.

Who are they? I bet they sound almost as bad as Maroon 5.

Oh dear.

Howay lads, lasses and people with glasses, lend your support. Let's stop all our money being spent on stuff in Eshunton.

www.p2p-sports.com

History in a nutshell.

Subliminal advertising. Great stuff.

Yep, I'm a country member.

An excellent point and very well argued. Give me Mr Fellowes above cutting and pasting from US 'humor' [sic] sites any day of the week. All hail the Colonel.

Yep, bought mesel a trailer as well; I'm off to live the American dream.

Suppose so, but I do vaguely remember reading it as a kid. I'm sure Roy had persuaded Emlyn Hughes to sign for Melchester, and also that Geoffrey Boycott was somehow involved.

Nee botha Pete!

So then my cyber-chums, what's floating your boat at the moment? Alternatively, what's boiling your !*!@# ? Yes please:- Bank holiday weekends - 3 out of 2 ain't bad Mates who throw up over their bedrooms - to the chagrin of the missus Homemade chicken cacciatore - extra anchovies brings out the flavour Thatcher's cider - matured in rum barrels; there is a God The new Alfa Brera - sod your BMW's Bob Seger's 'Night Moves' - white collar rock rocks Matalan - a bargain on every gondola end Beef stroganoff - steak, cream and mushrooms never tasted so good No thank you:- The Matrix - only understood by people who do 'blogs' Buying a new suit - I'm a weird shape (some would say 'fat') Metatarsal injuries - it's only a bliddy toe lads, put some TCP on and run it off Work - life's cheaper on the Nat King Car servicing - £260?! Kiss my !*!@# Mr Agnelli Jose Mourinho - cheer up man, you used to be funny

Go on Pete, I'll still fancy you in the morning.

Live and free Pete, I'll email you with the link when I get back to Denzel Towers later.

How on earth could I NOT know the comic was called Roy of the Rovers?! Doofus.

What has that got to do with 'Friday Stuff' then?

Phew!