Denzel

Harumph!

Bedlington Station is very much a separate entity from the vastly superior Bedlington. The Station is full of knackaz.

A normal day at the office.

Geet in there:- Rafael Marquez's ponytail - none of your Alice band nonsense Ridiculous product tie-ins - 'official pile cream of the FIFA World Cup' Boo, hiss:- Michael Owen being injured again - pansyass 60's obsessed females proclaiming undying love for CK - tell him to his face woman!

What he said.

Ah, colloquially known as the 'Pit Raz'.

It's a mass debate, Dave.

Can't help you there mate, can't say Shiny Row rings any bells with me. Can any of the more 'mature' forum members elucidate?

He does a lot of unseen work.

Good idea, are you reading this Threegee?

We don't want KK back Pete.

Why didn't you just ride your bliddy horse?! I know for a fact that car drivers appreciate having to slow down for horses.

I failed miserably, couldn't even get them over the garden gate. How NASA can get a bloody rocket to go that far is beyond me.

None taken hinny.

Aye, get her telt CK.

Shall we change the name of this forum to bedlingtonbears.co.uk? All you ever do on here is bliddy advertise woman.

Paper cups of cola! Ah happy days!

Tell him to get the beers in for the lads.

An interesting proposition, might give it a go tonight.

Yes I am saying that. Not everyone is equal and the human race will never be equal. Since the dawn of creation inter-species rivalry has ensured that some flourish to the detriment of others; capitalism and the pursuit of wealth is the modern yardstick. And I don't see that changing. And as for Communism, has it worked in Cambodia? North Korea? The former USSR? At the head of every Communist government is a dictator content to feather his own nest. My point is someone will ALWAYS want more than their neighbour, and that not everyone has the same political leanings.

Lovin' it:- The Soccer World Cup - and all the assorted paraphernalia Czech lager at c.60p a pop - heed full of bumblebees in every glass Meninsky platek - gammon, garlic, chips and cheese; the classic quartet Colonel Michael Bumgarner - abuse is NOT on the menu Absinthe for breakfast - tastier than Sunny D CNN - rolling news was never so good Bricks - quite simply, I love mine Do me a favour:- Peter Crouch - for 'awkward' read '!*!@#' EasyJet - couldn't organise a drinking session in a brewery Lasses always wanting to 'have a seat' - stand and grow good Mates who bleat on about 'cheeky ones' for the ditch - gan to bed man Nuns - hairy Japanese....

Absolutely, but the 'ideal' I was referring to was Communism. I don't think the pursuit of Mammon can be construed as an ideal; if it was, there'd be no Communism.

Exactly.

The very idea that every single person could possibly work towards one ideal is nonsensical. Just as in every other breed of animal, in particular our simian cousins, an 'alpha male' will always take control of the group in its' entirity. Furthermore, in order for everyone to be equal, we would need redistribution of wealth and resources. If you like that idea, fine, but try selling it to Joe Bloggs, happily domiciled in his newbuild house with a BMW on the drive. Oh, and we'd have to eradicate a classic human trait; greed. Fight the power, comrade.