Denzel

Not fancy a gabba-fest then Mr Neck?

The gloves are off....

Well I'll be popping along Joe.

Safe as !*!@# :- Hoying lager down as England stumble past poor opposition - we're keeping our powder dry Owen Hargreaves in midfield - the boy done good Cristiano Ronaldo bubbling - what's the matter love? Lost an eyelash? Don't diss me:- Milligans bacon and sausage sandwiches - 2 rashers of bacon and 1 sodding sausage Paul Robinson - oh dear Dirk Kuyt - the new Stephane Guivarc'h? Monday morning hangovers - they smart Bairns in pubs - get out little people

Look out for my 'pop shot'.

Dear Santa, please bring me lots of Pro Plus....

Yep, full of pictures of Ann's rat.

I better save up for some new Rockports then.

Aye, we need more pubs devoted to Happy Hardcore and Blue WKD.

Well said, especially with a big bodykit and massive boolaz. You know your chipole.

The worst 'newspaper' in the world - how is anyone meant to read it when the print and photographs are so out of registration?

Almost as big as mine.

Whilst Mr Neck snoozes peacefully at the Jenga table.

You can add mine to that list.

Ah yes, I believe the son was in the year below CK and I at school. Happy days.

Aye, there'll be the usual resigned look on faces as we sup ale on Boxing Day. Looks like New Year's Day is buggered now as well.

Harumph!

Bedlington Station is very much a separate entity from the vastly superior Bedlington. The Station is full of knackaz.

A normal day at the office.

Geet in there:- Rafael Marquez's ponytail - none of your Alice band nonsense Ridiculous product tie-ins - 'official pile cream of the FIFA World Cup' Boo, hiss:- Michael Owen being injured again - pansyass 60's obsessed females proclaiming undying love for CK - tell him to his face woman!

What he said.

Ah, colloquially known as the 'Pit Raz'.

It's a mass debate, Dave.

Can't help you there mate, can't say Shiny Row rings any bells with me. Can any of the more 'mature' forum members elucidate?

He does a lot of unseen work.