Denzel

'Page after page of no-holds barred images'. That's literature for you Mr Shakespeare.

History is bunk.

Git up sassidge.

Aye. Ye knaa.

Ouch. That hurts.

There was only about 4 other people in - and they were lagered up old blokes.

Lorks-a-lordy, that's one scary National Socialist feline. Any chance of a pic of a chinchilla that looks like Pol Pot?

Are you referring to Biffa by any chance?

Sod it. I'll stand for office. Anyone care to stump up the money for a deposit?

I'm voting for Colonel Knowledge - he sounds geet intellijunt.

Had a bag of salt and vinegar Chipsticks for dinner - may have to have an onion and a Cornetto later.

Sterling work from the big fella - how about some footage of Owen Hargreaves doing K7's 'Come Baby Come'?

Stroll on...

The words 'ex', 'girlfriend', 'bunny' and 'boiler' spring to mind.

I believe some of the rents being charged to businesses are what some call 'extortionate'.

Excellent idea!

Just don't ask Joanne, unless you want to know about a friend of mine...

That's good to know.

Get a webcam set up, so we can see the owld pisspots who populate the place.

Who needs coherent thought when 'vexed'?!

Kid at work got a free iPod from one of those 'recommend a friend' scheme things - his mates hired 1 DVD and cancelled trial, but this still counted. Jammy sod.

You knows it.

I cherish them almost as much as my Micky Quinn cruet set.

Kelly Jones?

Great, I'll have an LCL.