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Old joke. You sure about the meaning of 'honeymoon' Denzel, it's all very vague but try hjunottsmanathr

Interesting stuff Mr Darn, if you have a complaint you can start here Enjoy

Strange tastes in art.

You really are anti American Denzel, it shows....lol, but that's cool

Or the desktop

90% of men don't wash their hands after a visit to the loo (yuk), women are only 50%

1. A dog considered to be inferior or undesirable; a mongrel. 2. A base or cowardly person PMSL Joe

The US & Canada instituted similar legislation some time ago, check some of the effects here. (Sorry Denzel, it's American )

If Denzel wants a fag he'll have to go outside, shame

Only secondary Pete?, me too, not everyone has a knowledge of hermaphrodism.

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby." The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor? What's wrong???" The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite." The woman is confused. "A hermaphrodite... what's that???" "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features... of a male and a female." The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis... AND a brain?"

I'm OK Pencil Neck thanks, I gave up smoking some time ago but started again when I realised I was lacking that 'mature' look when I went to the Percy.

My mother died of cancer and I am diagnosed with something similar, both of us smokers but not the cause. Oncologists tell me it's probably environmental, CK has a point, how much pollution do you create?

An Unwinism, writes scripts for Flowerpot men or Teletubbies, a product of the grammar school system for sure.

Well I have to wonder, a woman or a man, let's face it he/she always has to have the last word in over 90% of threads. Maybe it's just a simple case of adult OPPOSITIONAL BEHAVIOR, any opinions?

No flower garden was considered complete without some stocks, night scented of course to cover the aroma of the horse muck.

hinny - sterile offspring of a male horse and a female donkey or ass. Sure you want to insult my parents little man?

I not only had to move the coal but occasionally a couple of tons of horse !*!@# delivered to the door....lol

Of course little man, 'tis your forté.

The perfect Godfather

That's a shame Joe, in addition to the rose hips we used to go down to the river and catch eels, the chemists would buy the skins, they were buggers to catch though. We used a fork tied to the end of a stick.

Absolutely not CK Had to search my scrapbook for this Having read Denzels submissions on this and previous forums, I don't see it. .....lol

Poor kid