Sw@lnalla

/me plays worlds smallest violin...

Give up on pizzicato, rub it with horse hair.

Its in the title folks!

i joked about having www,Bedlington.co.uk on my car, but its grown on me!

That's nice. But your rigid evangelistic rules will put people off.

What a load of bollards.

Wey,the council has been sending letters out saying that if they need to come in to your house to do repairs etc,you`ll not be allowed to smoke,so you`ll have to leave your own house to have a tab..

Meanwhile, the plumber and the plasterer are relaxing in my house with a coffee and a fag,

Wey,the council has been sending letters out saying that if they need to come in to your house to do repairs etc,you`ll not be allowed to smoke,so you`ll have to leave your own house to have a tab..

Meanwhile, the plumber and the plasterer are relaxing in my house with a coffee and a fag,

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but for how long

Bedlingtons own version of Meriton Latroon ???

It fits? then what is the point of the bollard? i thought the reenforced streetmaster #2 classic 4ft 3in bollard was designed to stop any vehicles from entering the cordoned area, thus protecting the pedestrians and property within.

Not in this case, check it out. Any idiot can tell they aren't working on the bollards, they drove the van in so it will come out.

......you still do now???

Fartalot.

That`s it exactly How daft can you get :lol: :lol:

If you run a careful check, the vehicle fits easily between the bollards. Much ado about......

sorry, is it allan?

No!

Thanks alan... i missed that one

Who is this alan?

All very typical of someone trying to impose their own moral values.

. please do not mock the moderators of this site.

Why?

I love a good laugh.

Someone isn't laughing.

Everyone has i think

Not you too Cympil, now that's a surprise.

It used to be Merlins kitchen shop.

Well, it's now a hairdressers.

Couldn't be a**** to PM Mr Darn to ask him to re-open the old thread.

Will anyone be paying a visit?

Actually, it used to be a butchers shop, complete with the old abattoir out back.

Have you been yellow carded by Mr Darn for your swearing

i have already explained to you what i think bad language is. Its swearing! even my children know what is and is not acceptable language. as for spelling....

...touchè!

Replacing 'bad' language with 'swearing' doesn't really help me much, I have my own standards but yours are obviously different, people need to know instead of you taking things for granted.

R. Soul.

Ok ok, enoughs enough. I'm getting sick of all the childish behaviour.

So far as i am concerned, use of bad language from now on will result in a warn. another instance and you will be put on moderator preview.

Please explain to us what 'bad' language is. Reading your posts I wouldn't class you as a master.

and you can't spell.

Mr Darn has set the standard for asterisks, has he informed you guys?

http://www.tellyads.com/show_movie.php?fil...ertiser=Citroen

http://www.tellyads.com

Was the 'Nail' not where the council of the time would have collected taxes from the market traders? Hence the term 'Paying on the nail'!

Bit of a stretch.

Nope, i just missed it!

see? not god after all, just mortal (drunk)!

You got a yellow card?

it would seem not!

Hehe!

hmmmn, full alert eh?

cancel my trip to the dogs...

I got the impression you are part of the problem.

I hope that newspaper is right as its time someone made a stand and stooped giving this country away to all and sundry who decide to land here.

News of the World, using Tory rhetoric, b*******.

i want to avoid chavs and troubled areas. not to bothered about living on a big new estate because im sick of nosey neighbours. just want a nice place that is not snobby and not the pits.

The guy driving around in the Lotus 7 is Denzel.

Take a look at the Havelock, but it does have that nosey neighbour problem, unavoidable in Bedlington.