Sw@lnalla

Question:

In Cympil's latest set the "Nail" has steps leading up to the platform, why? I always thought it was just "statue"

The steps were always there.

terrorists! !*!@# packy bombers having another go!!!

Are you sure they came from Pakistan?

O Lord our God, help us tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with their little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it . . .

Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist (1835-1910)

The Wetherspoon's in Ashington does pints of lager for £1.29 on a Monday. You've got to like those numbers.

Keep your swimming pools and your computer game shops, get Bedlington a cut-price alehouse and get it now! That's what I pay my tax dollars for.

One of Bedlingtons problems is the number of shallow people who moved here some years ago from outside.

http://www.imagemediauk.com/fresh/walmart.htm

It seems that it's ok to mention dogs**t but if I use !*!@# hole then I get the asterisk treatment and a yellow card.

Not far away from where the new Police station is.

There was also a drift mine, which probably went under the new police station.

This place has dropped dead . ... its twitches every now and again... but its dead - anyone own a defib machine?

Why? god is here to look after us.

i'm one of those sad people you see walking the dog when its pis.....istantly raining...

Is it tricky to pick up soggy dogs**t, or perhaps you don't bother.

Anyone any ideas ?

Demolish it, the layout makes it virtually useless.

Mongo will be back tommorrow, so long as he behaves

and as for me shoving my moderation down his neck, he only has himself to blame for the attention....

however, i am the mod thats on his side, and lets his posts thru (although moderated) so he can have his say....

The gods are with Mongo, permitted to speak (moderated)........Crap

Wey since most of the pubs are filled with dirty stinking wife beating drunks with pee stained pants that punch`s anything in their way,i think the safest place would be outside anyway..and at least smoking doesn`t turn folk into slurring idiotic beer bellied low lifes who think throwing their kids a quid for a bag of chips is looking after them

At least the smoking ban will help close the pubs..now that would be a result

Very true, though I never got my chips, and many of the old sods found out that alcohol is more deadly than tobacco.

lol

You can always smoke outside Swalnalla

I always do Pete, I don't want my family and friends to suffer for my silly habit.

I am looking forward eagerly to the day that dirty stinking smokers have to go and practice their anti-social habit outside the pub.

I agree, and I do smoke, I hate to sit in the stink it creates indoors.

So heres the question: Since when did the Market Tavern have ALL of its front windows boarded up?

Guess the year and the reason if you can!

Late 80's when the Perry's wrecked it?

There was a bit of scandel at the cubs/scouts, at the scouts hall near the old Pioneer boot factory sixties/ early seventies, can't go into details here.

Is your bum still sore?

There was a bit of scandel at the cubs/scouts, at the scouts hall near the old Pioneer boot factory sixties/ early seventies, can't go into details here.

Is your bum still sore?

There was a bit of scandel at the cubs/scouts, at the scouts hall near the old Pioneer boot factory sixties/ early seventies, can't go into details here.

Is your bum still sore?

i dunno if i'm the only one, but has anyone else noticed how dead this forum has become? i was talking to barlass tonight and she says she wont be back for the forseable future, so i ask this question...

is it me?

Regards,

Mr Darn

Too sensitive? Probably, stay with it Mr Darn, maybe you've found a control freak in barlass.

There was a bit of scandel at the cubs/scouts, at the scouts hall near the old Pioneer boot factory sixties/ early seventies, can't go into details here.

Is your bum still sore?

Some godparents are so well informed.

Just howk the little b*****ds and they'll learn. Simple.

What a load of B******s, smack the parents (or godparents) I say.

I remember some years ago you asked me how I handled having my illness, my reply at the time was 'I can't', not much help was I? You seem to have got on top of your problems since then Joe and long may that continue, hang in there mate.

yup, the curse of being a prat!

Bairns having fun.

We’re all standing on the future – 300 years worth of coal. I’m not talking about thousands of toiling pitmen hacking aways in 2’6” seams or gangs of sweating stokers chucking shovel loads into open furnaces and million of tons of filth being spued into the atmosphere. Clean coal technology is the way to go! Sure, all the ‘green’ stuff can make a contribution but it can only be a junior partner in this endeavour.

I believe in UCG.

From: the vacinity of bedlingtonshire

"Vacinity"

From: the vacinity of bedlingtonshire

"Vacinity"