Sw@lnalla

Very exciting.

Testa di cazzo.

Typical Denzel

THANK GOD FOR THAT, THOUGHT i HAD RAN A NUN OVER ON THE WAY HOME

Yes, well..... as I've mentioned.

The best of Bedlington humour.......

Testa di cazzo.

Typically Denzel

You know what we need?

A website just for the scurrilous, and intellectually stunted among us!

That would make their dirty minds and mouths delirious with verbal garbage.

Just like Denzel?

Why is Bedlington the best place to live in Northumberland in your opinion?

Just Northumberland?

Do not invest in a venture you know nothing about or have no lasting interest in!

Very expensive!

How pissed are you Mr. Partis.

I was just wondering, I had visions of being mugged for my saliva hehe

Being mugged for sperm could be fun.

"A perfect world" Now there is a dismal thought!

Joe.

Looking to the future, Joe, Archaelogists will find in their Bedlington diggings. after a millennium or two. Many plastic bags, sodden diapers and many tons of fossilized doggy poo.

That IE7 is chronic,i`ve had nowt but bother since i put that on me comp

Fools rush in.

How about DNA profiling ? and ID cards .?

What do you think?

Is this turning into a joke thread? http://darkmonkey.org.uk/4/Main/1400

Roll on the BIP, (not BNP Pete!) Bedlington Independence Party!

Tell us more Malcolm.

Being told your life will be shortened because you have cancer.

A concrete parachute

Discovering that my date has a winky.

That's a big M for megawatt, not a small m for milliwatt.

Nitpicker...lol Small hydrogen cooled units built by English Electric. The smallest job I remember was an exciter that would fit in my toolbox for Consett Iron Works. The largest were the 860MW water cooled for Bruce/Pickering in Ontario. I don't do electronics.

Generating plants of this type typically have a thermal efficiency of less than 35%, so more than 60% of the heat produced is dumped into the sea. Is that what we want?

Do you pan for gold in the Wansbeck?

How did you guess?

plus generate a few jobs! and aid the local economy but people don't want progress!

A coal fired station with 3x800mw machines installed, I don't remember the figures but I suspect the old A + B plants would barely match one machine in this proposal. That's a lot of coal going in and crap coming out on our doorstep and I can't help wondering where the coal is coming from. Pollution = progress.

But, hasn't that vets now closed down too? I remember a closure notice on the door.

Croft vets. perhaps?

Really?

How do you manage your finances without one?

I don't have any money, so no problem with banks, simple huh. {and no credit cards)

The only association of the name I can recall is that the stone building (now flats) just before the easterly entrance to Hollymount Square was originally "The Gardner's Arms" public house.

The Gardeners Arms is now the vets at 74 Front St. E. I believe the original windows were removed to the Morpeth branch.

So... no more excuses for lousy spelling; but picking the wright word might be a tad more difficult!

What's new,? It's been part of Firefox for some time.