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three terrorists are on the run after a failed suicide bomb plot, they decide to split up, the first terrorist steels a motorbike and skids in a dog s**t and is caught, the second hijacks a bus and is kicked to !*!@# by millwall supporters! the third twoks a small plane fom heathrow and makes his get away, all is going well until he relises he doesn't know how to fly, he calls for help on the radio " help i is a in trouble" he screams into the mic " what is your problem" the control tower asks "I not know how to fly" the terrorist replies "ok now what is your positon" the tower asks " i not know i think i am upside down" he replies "how do you know that" the tower asks "cause the !*!@# just run past me ears"

no that stuff that turns black americans into gun carrying loonies and do drive by shootings! realy worth celebrating!

nuf said! any way if you are going to spend money on a camera i would go for a canon eos or something similar making sure it has a quality lens! fuji have a nice selection of slr cameras!

not realy as it will already be blown up! and if your lens is duff it will be terrible quality anyway!

must be a "boyz in the hood" crisis! :lol: or he a crack cocaine dealer!

whats crap!

depends on the lens manufacturer! and a 10mp camera will just take the same picture but make a larger file!

yes look at me gallery that was took with a 4meg camera!

yes! was i trying to be black! from da hood with me guns!!! your momma! :lol: and you say im a !*!@# racist! stereotyping at its worst!

it's not the tool it how you use it! like saying you need to drive to morpeth but the only tranport you will except is a ferrari! cause it looks flash! and it might get you there a tad quicker! you need to weigh up what it is you need it for and cut the overkill!

get um telt! must be why he change his name to "hamburger pimp"! :lol: not colonel knowledge! why the !*!@# you called yoursel "hamburger pimp"! are why a fat black man! honestly get a !*!@# grip! :lol:

any camera can be a good one! i had an extremely cheap and cheerful medium format camera. cost me about £20 new, made in russia and had no features. yet i still took some good pictures with it, as they say a professoinal never blames his tools.

you could stand for the BNP! the bedlington no-nonsense party!

why £600 are you planning to become a professional photographer? you can get a decent camera for around 1-200 nowadays! with plenty pixels to make half decent a1 prints!

what star trek the first one? that was pretty funny with the set wobbling and the terrible special effects! :lol:

dads army! thought that was a history program not a comedy! felt like it!

could be blyth!

happy bday mr Darn!

Im a happy camper!

until the season starts again! :lol:

that would be an ecumenical matter! :lol:

father ted, bottom, the young ones excellent!

what a joke! am gan a !*!@# me sel!!! :lol: