Monsta®

here's a one!

black man in the dark by alf got no shoes! :lol:

is that it? terrible no wonder its a complete dump!

no only was it racist he had the cheek of being completely !*!@# !

thats nowt a think all call mesel the kebab king and wear a sweaty turbin! like them at your local fast food emporium!

so he thinks he's a horse then? :lol: should of just called himself mr ed!

i think the locals have al getting that foot and mooth cause colonel knowledge thinks he a black hoody from the bronx or somit and swalnalla thinks he's everyone bit skitzy if you ask me! what a pair or complete tw*ts if you ask me like! :lol: :lol: get a life!

you call that funny? what a joke! :lol:

who the !*!@# was kiang and why does swalnalla keep changing his !*!@# name? is he another one going though some sort of crisis? or is he a complete !*!@# ? :lol: :lol:

another one bites the dust! by queen!

nor i tried again and the wait was just to off putting! pitty it uses flash!

!*!@# that its a huge flash file! 8mb not worth the wait!

and people have a go at the way i talk! :lol:

you haven't got tame? whats tame and what does BS stand for? bingo stamper, bacon sandwitch, beans and sausage?

same thing!

ok i'll rephrase that its one of santy's helpers! as santy him self is to busy delivery presents! :lol:

:lol: what happened to talking like a brother from the hood! :lol: watch it or mr darn will complain that your a fake! :lol: :lol:

hold on it was free and your moaning! some people are never happy! if you had to pay it probably would have been the real thing! next you'll be maoning that the santy in the metro centre is a fake!

i am happy! happy that your not! :lol: :lol:

here's a good one! dont raise your hands to your kids! cos it leaves your balls unprotected!

three terrorists are on the run after a failed suicide bomb plot, they decide to split up, the first terrorist steels a motorbike and skids in a dog s**t and is caught, the second hijacks a bus and is kicked to !*!@# by millwall supporters! the third twoks a small plane fom heathrow and makes his get away, all is going well until he relises he doesn't know how to fly, he calls for help on the radio " help i is a in trouble" he screams into the mic " what is your problem" the control tower asks "I not know how to fly" the terrorist replies "ok now what is your positon" the tower asks " i not know i think i am upside down" he replies "how do you know that" the tower asks "cause the !*!@# just run past me ears"

no that stuff that turns black americans into gun carrying loonies and do drive by shootings! realy worth celebrating!

nuf said! any way if you are going to spend money on a camera i would go for a canon eos or something similar making sure it has a quality lens! fuji have a nice selection of slr cameras!

not realy as it will already be blown up! and if your lens is duff it will be terrible quality anyway!

must be a "boyz in the hood" crisis! :lol: or he a crack cocaine dealer!