Monsta®

you must know every one in cambois then!

N 16 or 0 15!

has out strange ever happened to you on friday the 13th?

?? thought it was government based not district council!!

why is nuclear so bad how many disasters has there been taking into account how many power station there are world wide? that right 1! so what is the problem? your more likely to die from crossing the road or using public transport!!!

In a supermarket, the first 25 customers of the day purchased an average of two items each. After a further 15 customers, the average number of items purchased by each customer rose to eight. What was the average number of items purchased by the last 15 customers only?

getting a warn +1 from mr darn! whats the point in the millenium dome?

just got an image of a man with lang hair and make up on!

you could make it world famous by getting in to the guiness book of records with the worlds largest ad! you could get it tattooed on ya heed!!! :lol: :lol:

a goth!

monsta apeared in a bright holy light an struck down mongo "to hell foul demon" mongo vanished forever never to come back ever again ever! monsta signed and vanished...

the grim reaper poked mongo in the eyes and kicked him in the b*******ks and said "!*!@# off you t***" and......

start selling council pop in bottles call it wansbeck wonder water! then put ads on the bottle!!!!

belgian murderers and decided to go play some flash games! when suddenly he............

absolutely no where because i dont want to! if god created man who created god?

the bible its just so far fetched! what is the meaning of life?

to walk home then the grim reaper apeared and took his soul forever! the end! fin! stoppa de s***e!

suddenly a maniac with a chainsaw jumps out infront of him and saws him in two! his body flops in two different directions!!!!

then he went to the clayton for a quick pint and was mugged by some glue sniffas. he staggered back across the road and was splatted by the bek on its way back up the top end! he was rushed to ashington old hospital on route the ambulance hit a cortina and burst into flames all were prenouced dead at the seen!.....

the battle of waterloo! cause we kicked the s***e out of the !*!@# french! :lol: who in your view is the most significant leader of all time?

sponsor the a local football team! or tie ya sell to the top of the clock tower with a big sign saying www.bedlington.co.uk! ps (bide there tee) :lol: :lol:

go zorbing cause it looks mental! (zorbing is where you get in a big !*!@# ball and roll down a big hill!) where is your favourite place? and why? (anyone says bedlington needs to get out more!)

ah but what about idiots on the radio like prince and micheal jackson! or the fat one and comedy dave, chris evans or janathan ross! or tony horn!

dale winton! edna everage! nadia swarnalla or someic her of the one show with the gypo earings! huge !*!@# grant!

i that too! :lol: