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Nope!

Your not funny.

Cheers Alison, I'll take a look next time I pass.

Happy Birthday!

She does look more of a man than he does...

Whats the best one to go to then... If theres anywhere that displays them for more than a few minutes let me know will ya?

Two have already been emptied, to make space for naughty immigrants.

Prince Charles is gay?

I know theres one on at Blyth... I went last year, waited an hour and they lasted 10 mins! Not complaining though, it was a good show and it was free. Does anyone know of any other ones and will you all be going to any?

Who cares who did what... of everything happening in this world, the biggest story of the week is Guess What A Random Royal Did. WHO CARES!? Ship them off is what I say, and send the crappy newspapers with them.

LIKE OMG THE DEERS ARE BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That reminds me... bonfire night and halloween are coming up. I've been hearing fireworks almost every night for the last three weeks. Now we just have to wait on the "Firework kills cat" and "Fireworks set house on fire" news stories that pop up every year.

Didnt work with you then, did it?

Just seen your pics in the gallery jojo - i noticed the steppy stones havent changed at all! The same ones are still cracked and fallen to pieces, even after all these years they havent changed!

It's a tool which lets you make fancy spiral garnishings... like spiral cucumber, carrots etc. One of those useless tools that no one ever uses!

Has anyone been to Asda lately while they've had been giving away "Magic Spirals"? I was there this evening and there was a big crowd up one isles, so up I went to see what the fuss was about. There was a man demonstrating "The worlds sharpest / strongest knife". He said he would prove how good it was by cutting through a hammer! Of course everyone was standing in silence watching him cut through a hammer, when all of a sudden the knife slipped and the knife sliced his hand! He just started panicking and said "Help yourself to the spirals, i'm going to seek medical attention". So off he ran down the isles, leaving a trail of blood and a bunch of laughing shoppers behind him. As soon as his back was turned they all dived into his box and started helping themselves. I was just wondering, Mr Oblivious hasnt lost a finger has he?

The BNP party are totally mad!

Sausage....joking! Shrimp! P

Yes, I felt sorry for the man selling it because he had a beard. Heres one for the blokes: Have you ever dressed up as a woman?

Oh, so it didnt look like this then...

Thats a rarity - a bloke that speaks the truth!

Really? What did it look like?