Merlin

Pete no more sightings, though not really been the golf weather. I had a wander up to the course when the snow was down, but just the usual tracks, bunnies, deer, fox etc but no beastie tracks. Any way glad to see you out of hibernation, bit early though ain't it Pete :dribble:

:lol: :lol: I like it :lol: :lol:

Of bleedin' course Malcolm, you know me!

You had my hopes up there Ange then you added 'off some time in the not too distant future' :dribble:

Teacher asks her class 'Can anyone tell me where Pakistan is?' Little Geordie at the back says 'I think he went home for dinner Miss'

Should that not be getting a ride up the stairs or falling down them? Considering your age that is :dribble:

All these cycle routes being put in everywhere to 'encourage' us to get fit is just another way of them telling us, get used to the idea, because we are going to price you all off the roads, so all us rich nobs can have the roads to ourselves! And once they have us all on our bikes then all the crossings will disappear! Well they won't want us holding them up on their car journeys, will they?

WHO! walked on the moon? WHO! got television pictures from the moon? Ha Ha, Ha De Ha! I can't even get a phone signal here on Mother Earth today! Walked on the moon, don't make me laugh, just another MYTH you mention Andy! :dribble:

Why be brave? Give him a black hat with a yellow band then Hey Presto (Netto's ,Tesco etc etc) stop the traffic with one hand, dish the tickets with the other! Bet NCC didn't think of that, eh! One man, two jobs and one pay! See saved and made them a fortune and I'm not really trying. Gis a job, ah can dee that!!!!! :dribble: Note: Not the 'Lolly pop job' Mwahahahaha!!!!!

hearsay hearsay errr I mean Here! Here! :dribble:

Nothing a couple of torpedo's wouldn't solve :dribble:

which ones you on about Keith the ones you have a good time in, or, the ones you just think you had a good time in? :dribble:

No I didn't, that was mod getting carried away with his little x's. By the way that word is in the dikshunarie so why mod it eh! eh! eh! :dribble:

:blush: Honoured but I'm already spoken for! As for Prime Minister well I would be no good as I would make criminals pay for their crimes, reward the good kids, make working more profitable than claiming benefits and thrash all chavs! That would just be the start, so you can see I would be no good I mean who would want a decent society?

To NCC I would like to say a 'Very well done' Not only have you NOT solved the problem of the parking in the 'Bennies' entrance you have made it ten times worse! I thank you! I thank you very much! Your yellow lines are being ignored, instead of the usual two or three parking, there were eight yes eight, and the few law abiding citizens are now parking in the back lane of Ridge Terrace, completely blocking access. I was late for work on Tuesday because I could not get out of the back lane, this is now costing me money! Are you going to compensate me? Are you !*!@#! Toss Pots. I also notice that you have dispensed with the services of lolly pop man at said entrance! Is this your ulterior motive to get the Toucan crossing you wanted, that we got stopped, reinstated in your plans? I hope that you are not going to throw the 'Child Safety' aspect at us just to get your own way! You are ABYSMAL, you are a DISGRACE and you should hang your heads in SHAME to say that you are doing anything for the good of Bedlington! I do not deserve to breathe the same air as you, you couldn't get lower than a snakes belly if you tried, you couldn't lie straight in bed! On top of that you are a bunch of Lying BxxxxxxxD RETARDS :dribble:

Jus kidding Keith

Welcome and I hope you make more sense than ya dad :dribble:

at least you had a choice!

One nag for another old nag!

Foxy, ya not Andy Gray in disguise are you? :dribble:

Artificial petrol that costs 19p a litre could be on the forecourts in less than three years. British scientists are refining a recipe for a hydrogen based based fuel that will run in existing cars. With hydrogen as its base rather than carbon, it's emissions will be zero. Here's the crunch with duties it will cost 60p a litre and AA president Edmund King warned "The fact that hydrogen is cheaper now doesn't mean it always will be because the Government would soon get it's hands on it and increase the tax" Which is a point I was going to raise! If we have zero emissions from this new fuel, then everybody would not have to pay road tax! Where would the CON PARTY get their money from then. This should really please Governmental green pushers, should it not. I get the feeling it would not, as they could not then blame car users for global warming, and use this as an excuse to tax and condemn car users! Another point though, how can I put it, more sinister point, what are the oil barons going to do about this, potentially this could wipe them off the market, no longer can they hold the world to ransom! Basically they would be finished, finito and caput. Do you really think that these people will let this happen? I can see the hot line to the hitmen ringing now. Or this idea will disappear with the scientists either VERY well off or considerably DEAD!

The 'Village People' were down the woods because the cooncil closed the YMCA :dribble:

No Sizells, it's too late and it's too little!

So very true! Where's the dole scum when you need them! And I'm not on about the people who claim benefits!!!!!!!