Merlin

WHO! walked on the moon? WHO! got television pictures from the moon? Ha Ha, Ha De Ha! I can't even get a phone signal here on Mother Earth today! Walked on the moon, don't make me laugh, just another MYTH you mention Andy! :dribble:

Why be brave? Give him a black hat with a yellow band then Hey Presto (Netto's ,Tesco etc etc) stop the traffic with one hand, dish the tickets with the other! Bet NCC didn't think of that, eh! One man, two jobs and one pay! See saved and made them a fortune and I'm not really trying. Gis a job, ah can dee that!!!!! :dribble: Note: Not the 'Lolly pop job' Mwahahahaha!!!!!

hearsay hearsay errr I mean Here! Here! :dribble:

Nothing a couple of torpedo's wouldn't solve :dribble:

which ones you on about Keith the ones you have a good time in, or, the ones you just think you had a good time in? :dribble:

No I didn't, that was mod getting carried away with his little x's. By the way that word is in the dikshunarie so why mod it eh! eh! eh! :dribble:

:blush: Honoured but I'm already spoken for! As for Prime Minister well I would be no good as I would make criminals pay for their crimes, reward the good kids, make working more profitable than claiming benefits and thrash all chavs! That would just be the start, so you can see I would be no good I mean who would want a decent society?

To NCC I would like to say a 'Very well done' Not only have you NOT solved the problem of the parking in the 'Bennies' entrance you have made it ten times worse! I thank you! I thank you very much! Your yellow lines are being ignored, instead of the usual two or three parking, there were eight yes eight, and the few law abiding citizens are now parking in the back lane of Ridge Terrace, completely blocking access. I was late for work on Tuesday because I could not get out of the back lane, this is now costing me money! Are you going to compensate me? Are you !*!@#! Toss Pots. I also notice that you have dispensed with the services of lolly pop man at said entrance! Is this your ulterior motive to get the Toucan crossing you wanted, that we got stopped, reinstated in your plans? I hope that you are not going to throw the 'Child Safety' aspect at us just to get your own way! You are ABYSMAL, you are a DISGRACE and you should hang your heads in SHAME to say that you are doing anything for the good of Bedlington! I do not deserve to breathe the same air as you, you couldn't get lower than a snakes belly if you tried, you couldn't lie straight in bed! On top of that you are a bunch of Lying BxxxxxxxD RETARDS :dribble:

Jus kidding Keith

Welcome and I hope you make more sense than ya dad :dribble:

at least you had a choice!

One nag for another old nag!

Foxy, ya not Andy Gray in disguise are you? :dribble:

Artificial petrol that costs 19p a litre could be on the forecourts in less than three years. British scientists are refining a recipe for a hydrogen based based fuel that will run in existing cars. With hydrogen as its base rather than carbon, it's emissions will be zero. Here's the crunch with duties it will cost 60p a litre and AA president Edmund King warned "The fact that hydrogen is cheaper now doesn't mean it always will be because the Government would soon get it's hands on it and increase the tax" Which is a point I was going to raise! If we have zero emissions from this new fuel, then everybody would not have to pay road tax! Where would the CON PARTY get their money from then. This should really please Governmental green pushers, should it not. I get the feeling it would not, as they could not then blame car users for global warming, and use this as an excuse to tax and condemn car users! Another point though, how can I put it, more sinister point, what are the oil barons going to do about this, potentially this could wipe them off the market, no longer can they hold the world to ransom! Basically they would be finished, finito and caput. Do you really think that these people will let this happen? I can see the hot line to the hitmen ringing now. Or this idea will disappear with the scientists either VERY well off or considerably DEAD!

The 'Village People' were down the woods because the cooncil closed the YMCA :dribble:

No Sizells, it's too late and it's too little!

So very true! Where's the dole scum when you need them! And I'm not on about the people who claim benefits!!!!!!!

So was I Brian, so was I We got to be careful though, we can't even call a linesman errr woman errrr person errrr assistant referee, look that person who does the cooking and cleaning, without the fear of being sacked! :dribble:

Came home from work today at three and low and behold Yellow bloody lines. This reminds me of a few posts on here, this is the silly season, where the cooncil have money left in their budgets they have to get rid of, and I asked the question.(IDIOT) What useless things they would do in Bedlington to rid themselves of said monies? Well I got the answer! Did I not! I didn't even get the chance to 'Chew somebodies BALLS'. What the hell are they thinking about.AAAArrrrggggg! I can't get my head round this. With the single yellow lines they have literally given people licence to park! Come on! Look you want to save money NCC? Yes? Then do us all a bloody favour and resign and let some people with some nous about them have your jobs at half the salary! A chimpanzee would find it hard not to laugh at you lot! Because that is what we have to do, laugh, if we didn't we would all be in the nut house, where I think you all came from, or escaped from!

Funny you should say that!!!!!! :dribble:

Geordie is on holiday and visiting The Grand Canyon. The tour guide asks 'Can anyone tell me what a canyon is?' Geordie whips open his flies and lobs his todger out and says 'A divvent knaa, but this is a canny'n!'

Well, here is the next episode which is the debacle NCC! Notices went up this afternoon, telling us of an Order which will come into force on 31st Jan which will prohibit waiting for a limited time, Ridge Terrace Back Lane also west and east side of junction to a point 28 metres. Note:- LIMITED WAITING so what exactly is the point? So these parents can still bloody park where they want, which moron thought of this, it defies logic and flies in the face of common sense! These people really know Bedlington as well, I mean who else could put the notices up at the wrong junction They put them up at the next entrance down from the Bennies entrance, Muppets! Another thing are we or are we not, supposed to be given more than four and a half days notice of these Orders? This realistically gives me only one day to chew somebodies balls over this!

I'm originally from GuidePost but now live in Bedlington welcome aboard!

now we have gone from corner shops to sweat shops,what with you talking about singer :dribble: