Merlin

:blush: Honoured but I'm already spoken for! As for Prime Minister well I would be no good as I would make criminals pay for their crimes, reward the good kids, make working more profitable than claiming benefits and thrash all chavs! That would just be the start, so you can see I would be no good I mean who would want a decent society?

To NCC I would like to say a 'Very well done' Not only have you NOT solved the problem of the parking in the 'Bennies' entrance you have made it ten times worse! I thank you! I thank you very much! Your yellow lines are being ignored, instead of the usual two or three parking, there were eight yes eight, and the few law abiding citizens are now parking in the back lane of Ridge Terrace, completely blocking access. I was late for work on Tuesday because I could not get out of the back lane, this is now costing me money! Are you going to compensate me? Are you !*!@#! Toss Pots. I also notice that you have dispensed with the services of lolly pop man at said entrance! Is this your ulterior motive to get the Toucan crossing you wanted, that we got stopped, reinstated in your plans? I hope that you are not going to throw the 'Child Safety' aspect at us just to get your own way! You are ABYSMAL, you are a DISGRACE and you should hang your heads in SHAME to say that you are doing anything for the good of Bedlington! I do not deserve to breathe the same air as you, you couldn't get lower than a snakes belly if you tried, you couldn't lie straight in bed! On top of that you are a bunch of Lying BxxxxxxxD RETARDS :dribble:

at least you had a choice!

One nag for another old nag!

Foxy, ya not Andy Gray in disguise are you? :dribble:

Artificial petrol that costs 19p a litre could be on the forecourts in less than three years. British scientists are refining a recipe for a hydrogen based based fuel that will run in existing cars. With hydrogen as its base rather than carbon, it's emissions will be zero. Here's the crunch with duties it will cost 60p a litre and AA president Edmund King warned "The fact that hydrogen is cheaper now doesn't mean it always will be because the Government would soon get it's hands on it and increase the tax" Which is a point I was going to raise! If we have zero emissions from this new fuel, then everybody would not have to pay road tax! Where would the CON PARTY get their money from then. This should really please Governmental green pushers, should it not. I get the feeling it would not, as they could not then blame car users for global warming, and use this as an excuse to tax and condemn car users! Another point though, how can I put it, more sinister point, what are the oil barons going to do about this, potentially this could wipe them off the market, no longer can they hold the world to ransom! Basically they would be finished, finito and caput. Do you really think that these people will let this happen? I can see the hot line to the hitmen ringing now. Or this idea will disappear with the scientists either VERY well off or considerably DEAD!

The 'Village People' were down the woods because the cooncil closed the YMCA :dribble:

No Sizells, it's too late and it's too little!

So very true! Where's the dole scum when you need them! And I'm not on about the people who claim benefits!!!!!!!

So was I Brian, so was I We got to be careful though, we can't even call a linesman errr woman errrr person errrr assistant referee, look that person who does the cooking and cleaning, without the fear of being sacked! :dribble:

Came home from work today at three and low and behold Yellow bloody lines. This reminds me of a few posts on here, this is the silly season, where the cooncil have money left in their budgets they have to get rid of, and I asked the question.(IDIOT) What useless things they would do in Bedlington to rid themselves of said monies? Well I got the answer! Did I not! I didn't even get the chance to 'Chew somebodies BALLS'. What the hell are they thinking about.AAAArrrrggggg! I can't get my head round this. With the single yellow lines they have literally given people licence to park! Come on! Look you want to save money NCC? Yes? Then do us all a bloody favour and resign and let some people with some nous about them have your jobs at half the salary! A chimpanzee would find it hard not to laugh at you lot! Because that is what we have to do, laugh, if we didn't we would all be in the nut house, where I think you all came from, or escaped from!

Funny you should say that!!!!!! :dribble:

Geordie is on holiday and visiting The Grand Canyon. The tour guide asks 'Can anyone tell me what a canyon is?' Geordie whips open his flies and lobs his todger out and says 'A divvent knaa, but this is a canny'n!'

Well, here is the next episode which is the debacle NCC! Notices went up this afternoon, telling us of an Order which will come into force on 31st Jan which will prohibit waiting for a limited time, Ridge Terrace Back Lane also west and east side of junction to a point 28 metres. Note:- LIMITED WAITING so what exactly is the point? So these parents can still bloody park where they want, which moron thought of this, it defies logic and flies in the face of common sense! These people really know Bedlington as well, I mean who else could put the notices up at the wrong junction They put them up at the next entrance down from the Bennies entrance, Muppets! Another thing are we or are we not, supposed to be given more than four and a half days notice of these Orders? This realistically gives me only one day to chew somebodies balls over this!

now we have gone from corner shops to sweat shops,what with you talking about singer :dribble:

Malcolm, YOU know what I meant! :dribble:

Two flies crawling up the opposite sides of a piece of dung meet at the top, one says to the other 'Haven't seen you for a while' the other replies 'Oh! I've been on the sick'

Yes I agree Keith, but, and I may be wrong (as I usually am) were there not laws about shop opening times at the outset of said business? And were people at the time too afraid at the time to say anything or was said business wise to the fact that NOBODY would say anything no matter what! Just a thought! Oh! By the way before certain people jump on the racism band wagon, good luck to the bloke, he's worked bloody hard for what he's got! A bit of a shame though when people of other cultures try to better themselves the Cooncil and red tape shoot them down in flames! :dribble:

Keith if you add in the 19 flats on the old school site and the 39 care home flats on the Elliots site this would indeed be a bloody nightmare! This could cause a 'rat run' through the estate on the 20 Acres through Millfield, across the road, down and along Beattie Road just to try and get to the Station, especially when all the schools are opening and closing. Nightmare isn't the word! :dribble:

Some people hated the Romans, they only built straight roads :dribble:

Been saying he's an idiot on here for a while, I should know I worked with the idiot for ten bloody years and people still try to tell me how good he is. Open your eyes peeps before it's too late!! :dribble:

Were they called Page Five 'cos they weren't up to page three standard? :dribble:

3G just like you eh! Got up and went! Hows Spain these days? :dribble:

How can the lot of you talk of patriotism, when we the English cannot even rule our own country! We pander to every ethnic minority there is to be had! As soon as the Queen is mentioned we are all on our high horse, how great she is, how good she is for the country, how we should support royal weddings, how we should support our heritage! Well Be-Jesus where are you lot when our boys are being shot in overseas centres of WAR and so called BRITISH citizens are calling for them to DIE, and would revel in the bombing and death of these same Royals. You basically are not there! YOU have a choice back our lads and support the Monarchy and be a patriot or join the pc brigade and sell your soul to the Devil. Up the revolution! :dribble:

Never happen mate, just a load of spin like the shepherd era ie signing Granny grabber rooney. I honestly don't think that Andy Carrol is injured, I think fat Ashley has wrapped him in cotton wool so that when Spurs come calling with their millions they will have a fit player, I mean why risk playing him to get injured? That will only knock his price down and that's not how fat Spurs fan Ashley works!