Everything posted by Merlin
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The Royal Wedding
Malcolm, YOU know what I meant! :dribble:
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
Two flies crawling up the opposite sides of a piece of dung meet at the top, one says to the other 'Haven't seen you for a while' the other replies 'Oh! I've been on the sick'
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Corner Shops
Yes I agree Keith, but, and I may be wrong (as I usually am) were there not laws about shop opening times at the outset of said business? And were people at the time too afraid at the time to say anything or was said business wise to the fact that NOBODY would say anything no matter what! Just a thought! Oh! By the way before certain people jump on the racism band wagon, good luck to the bloke, he's worked bloody hard for what he's got! A bit of a shame though when people of other cultures try to better themselves the Cooncil and red tape shoot them down in flames! :dribble:
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Tesco
Keith if you add in the 19 flats on the old school site and the 39 care home flats on the Elliots site this would indeed be a bloody nightmare! This could cause a 'rat run' through the estate on the 20 Acres through Millfield, across the road, down and along Beattie Road just to try and get to the Station, especially when all the schools are opening and closing. Nightmare isn't the word! :dribble:
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Corner Shops
Some people hated the Romans, they only built straight roads :dribble:
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Are Mps Above The Law?
Been saying he's an idiot on here for a while, I should know I worked with the idiot for ten bloody years and people still try to tell me how good he is. Open your eyes peeps before it's too late!! :dribble:
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Guess Where This Was Plus What Year Is It?
Were they called Page Five 'cos they weren't up to page three standard? :dribble:
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The North East's Got No Talent.
3G just like you eh! Got up and went! Hows Spain these days? :dribble:
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The Royal Wedding
How can the lot of you talk of patriotism, when we the English cannot even rule our own country! We pander to every ethnic minority there is to be had! As soon as the Queen is mentioned we are all on our high horse, how great she is, how good she is for the country, how we should support royal weddings, how we should support our heritage! Well Be-Jesus where are you lot when our boys are being shot in overseas centres of WAR and so called BRITISH citizens are calling for them to DIE, and would revel in the bombing and death of these same Royals. You basically are not there! YOU have a choice back our lads and support the Monarchy and be a patriot or join the pc brigade and sell your soul to the Devil. Up the revolution! :dribble:
- Wat Fettle
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Becks For The Toon?
Never happen mate, just a load of spin like the shepherd era ie signing Granny grabber rooney. I honestly don't think that Andy Carrol is injured, I think fat Ashley has wrapped him in cotton wool so that when Spurs come calling with their millions they will have a fit player, I mean why risk playing him to get injured? That will only knock his price down and that's not how fat Spurs fan Ashley works!
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House Alarms
Thank you John most helpful. Cheers
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Are Mps Above The Law?
One law for them and another for us always has been and always will be :dribble:
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Happy Birthday.........s
No we don't Malcolm
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N.c.c.... Another Fat Cat.
Give me half his salary and I'd do his job, not saying I'd do a better job, but, I'd make a few of the bxxxxxxds jump! :dribble:
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House Alarms
Sizsells, neighbours have already had a word with this person but to no avail! John and Cympil, I have read your link to NCC Env Health. Interesting stuff. IF they are registered! But surely the POLIS would be wise to this information, but it seems not in Bedlington COP SHOP. THE most unhelpful person on the desk when I phoned. As I say the NCC site was interesting and I am now armed to the teeth with gen for my next phone call to the cop shop. Cheers people. By the way the alarm has just started again :dribble: :wacko:
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House Alarms
Enough is enough! Should this be in Chat Central? I don't know, but, here goes. What do you do when a house alarm is doing your head in? Well you may ask, do you phone the police? Yes! Seems like a good idea! NOT! I've been informed by the polis that they no longer respond to house alarms! What if this alarm has been going since 22nd Dec? Still not a good idea to phone the polis, nowt they can do! Householder has been told every time they leave for a vacation within fifteen minutes the bloody alarm goes off until they come back, have they done anything about it, eeeeeerrrrrrrrr NOPE! As I say this bloody alarm has been going since the 22nd of Dec. When told by polis that there was nothing they can do I offered my services and was told "If anything happens to the alarm box I will be arrested". At least I'll get some peace was my reply, did not go down well with PC plod. There is a number for Newcastle Civic Centre for house alarms but you'll not believe this... Nobody answers OOOOOOOOhhh! Right if the Polis don't respond to house alarms, WHAT IS THE BLOODY POINT OF HAVING THE DAMN THINGS! AND is this not a case of DISTURBING THE PEACE! Even the number on the box was useless "Are you the householder" NO! Then I'm sorry sir I can't help you! Cooncillors on here, have you any provisions for such cases, because I can't find any, there must be something people can do, this can not be allowed to happen, it's just not right! This person has probably had a nice peaceful Christmas while the residents of North Ridge and Ridge Terrace have had to put up with an alarm going off for 6 days. As for the un co-operation of the polis, well, I hope they have a peaceful New Year! NOT! By the way the Damn thing is still going as I speak
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Where's Our Road Salt & Grit?
Although I tend to agree with Malcolm on this one, you have to be aware that we are approaching the cooncil silly season, when all surplus monies have to be got rid of or else they lose it off their next budget. This is when things pop up out of the blue and usually makes you think Like them stupid white barriers down the Band Stand car park, where entry and exit is now downright dangerous, incidentally why have the cooncil used an angle grinder to dispose of the locking mechanism? Let us all try to think of something downright stupid that Bedlington doesn't need and see how many pop up in the next few month! Just to start us off:- Turnstiles on the subway, top of Glebe Road!
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Support The Small Bussiness
Small business's in this town and others are faced with astronomical overheads, what with greedy landlords and greedy cooncils, who seem to think just because you want to open a shop, they have the right to fleece you because you must have money to want to open a shop in the first place! Wrong! Many people just want to earn an honest crust and don't have aspirations of grandeur. Is it any wonder that many fail within the first year? I worked for somebody who had a shop on the front street, over a grand a month in rent plus electric plus insurance plus cooncil rates plus wages and had to deliver a fair price to the public, and a cooncil he had to fight because he had the audacity to want to put a sign up on the front of his shop, no such problems for Tesco there, eh! People need help to open a shop so that they can pay their bills and to be able to offer a fair price for their goods as well as being able to live! This help should not stop with new business's but should include existing business's also. If we want to shop in Bedlington for all our needs then we should be encouraging people to set up, not pricing them out of the market before they even start! But there again we've got Tesco Haven't WE so WHY BOTHER :dribble: :blink:
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Support The Small Bussiness
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Xmas No 1
X Factor! Absolutely splendid! What a laugh. Cowell and co are so far up themselves and so far detached from real life, they don't realise how transparent they are! A bit like our local government boys! No! I'm wrong there, the whole political system should be included in that! :dribble:
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Happy Birthday
Tez sorry I missed ya birthday, but I hope you had a good day!
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Breaking News
Breaking News 4G 'Outed' in Bedlington! Calm down! Joke And are you trying to say that Merc likes to imbibe and is not interested in food! The amber nectar is food enough
- Tough Times Ahead
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Are Mps Above The Law?
Try doing in the benefit system what they got up to and see what happens!