Cympil

Rod Stewart,Naiomi Cambell and Elton John were walking down the street,and Niaomi tripped and her head went through a metal railing getting stuck,she screams to Rod for help,so Rod runs up behind her hoikes her skirt up and does the dirty deed,he shouts to Elton,Oy Elton do you wanna go,Elton bursts into tears and says,I'd love to but I don't think my head will fit through the rails

listen to Einstein

Weird..

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I`ve already made my point clear on this subject so i`m not going to repeat myself....but what i feel strongly about is the fact kids don`t need slaps or smacks...they need the right up-bringing from the day they were born, and a load of patience! If they are given that guidance there should be no need for physical abuse...which turns into mental abuse! F*cked up kids come from f*cked up parents... Hope this helps

I use Photobucket.com to upload my photos then just copy the link of your photo and paste it into the "insert image" box above..

Looking at them links it sounds like it could be AOL, i`m on broadband but i`ve still got about 4 months until my contract ends so i`m stuck with it for now..but saying that,this is the only site that is slow..it`ll probably sort itself out..eventually.

Monsta and Dave have had problems with it and i`m still having problems with it.It took 1 minute 10 seconds from clicking on the reply button (yes i counted) on this post,it`ll probably take another minute to actually post this! Any site i go on is faster that this, Mr Darns site loads immediately..I`ve never had any problems before with the site,it just happened a few days before it went off,but even though it`s back on i`m still getting knowhere fast

There`s nowt wrong with my ISP, it`s this site! i`m not the only one having problems with it! If you had bothered to grace us with your presence once in a while and actually read the post about it you would know that So there

Has that got anything to do with the site being slow?

You wanna watch, CK`s rubbing off on you :lol:

POEM - Illegal Immigrants I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need go see Welfare. Welfare say, "You come no more, We send cash right to your door." Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, Got plenty money, Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy. Write to friends in motherland, Tell them 'come, fast as you can' They come in turbans and Ford trucks, I buy big house with welfare bucks. They come here, we live together, More welfare checks, it gets better! Fourteen families, they moving in, But neighbor's patience wearing thin. Finally, white guy moves away, I buy his house, and then I say, "Find more aliens for house to rent." In my yard I put a tent. Send for family they just trash, But they, too, draw welfare cash! Everything is very good, Soon we own whole neighborhood. We have hobby it called breeding, Welfare pay for baby feeding. Kids need dentist? Wife need pills? We get free! We got no bills! TAXPAYER crazy! He pay all year, To keep welfare running here. We think Britain darn good place! Too darn good for white man race. If they no like us, they can scram, Got lots of room in Pakistan. :lol: :lol:

No answers as yet..Threegee might be able to tell us something..

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What happened to the site yesterday? I tried to get on to it all day! I thought it had dissappeared for another 5 years again

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It just goes clockwise for me

:lol: :lol: I`ll have to go and buy one of them knives,so i can cut through a......hammer?

:lol: It`s their poor,sad faced dogs that get me..lying there on a holey tartan blanket and a rusty tin bowl beside them. I wonder how long they had to train the dogs to act like that

:lol: Pepper R

We`ve had steak already Monsta...did you not look..are you BLIND..say steak again and you`re banned! :lol: Kit Kats S

Why you saying scum CK? You seem to take the wee outta blacks..look at your avatar

Dr Doolittle who lives near Dunstable :lol:

Steak K

I didn`t look.......again Sandwich H