Everything posted by Cympil
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Bonsai Trees
Do you grow Bonsai trees then? If so...Why?
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Rumours
So this is really gonna happen?
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Thousands Leavin Blighty
Australia would have been my second choice after Canada too..What`s the price of things over there,groceries and clothing wise,is it cheaper than the UK?
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Rumours
I hope it`s not more rumours..we could do with a Tesco here.I`d rather have a Tesco than a Wetherspoons anyday!
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Living In Bedlington
:lol: It`s a nice area,infact most of the Top End way of Bedlington is nice. There was a rumour going around about the first houses that were built there sinking though,they were built on an opencast site apparently..don`t know how true this is though
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Good Jokes: Not For The Faint-Hearted (Adult content)
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched. He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him." Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel. The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him." The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute. Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!"
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Transform Your Face
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Transform Your Face
That middle picture`s good
- Death
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Vote For Mod
What made you change your name to Mr Oblivious Mr Darn?
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Black Smoke!
:lol: a bit of your carbolic soap is all he needs
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Guitar Hero..
I`ve had to give it a rest Pete,my fingers are down to the knuckles
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Vote For Mod
Mongo`s got two and Mr Darn has one..both are the same people
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Vote For Mod
I see by the poll that Mongo`s in the lead with 3 votes (if you count the vote for Mr Darn)
- Maddie
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Loathe: Top End Subway
Does anyone actually use this? Other than a toilet! Get it filled in,it`s stinking to the high heavens
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Cool - It's Back!
I`ve got good taste CK,am i mint Still prefer your old avatar though
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Bebside Hall
:lol: They don`t clamp their own family though! Dave`s Mrs was parked illegally and Derek said" i`m not clamping her,wot would wor Dave say"..seen and heard with my own eyes!!
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Maddie
There was summic in the papers today about Maddies dad giving her an overdose of drugs then getting rid of the body
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Pay As You Go Rubbish Scheme
you`re saying the "c" word now wesh your mooth oot wi soapy wetter lad
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Transform Your Face
Heway Pete,where`s your photo,how am i meant to recognise you when you come up for your holiday? There`s a pint of guinness in it for you
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Pay As You Go Rubbish Scheme
I don`t think he was talking about his rubbish bins
- Netherton Colliery Pitmen
- Netherton Colliery Pitmen
- Transform Your Face